I'm a grad student in experimental psychology with a bad case of Science Envy. My field is visual cognition, specifically categorization and selective attention. I could be very productive if I'd get off my ass and get my name on some more publications but I spend too much of my time reading about crazy Internet people instead of working.
Currently I'm working on a top-secret project to merge those two aspects of my life so that I'll be able to incorporate Internet wingnuts into my work somehow. It's very hush-hush. Shhh.