User:Xaphnir/Stuff that would normally be on my user page but isn't

Now Andy's just makingshit up.

NephilimFree fails science. Forever.

I am trolling the shit out of this.

Now I'm almost certain TK is a parodist.

I was bored, so I put some userboxes in

This user believes in equal rights for evil people	This user is guilty of moronic vandalism at Conservapedia.
This user is concerned about the environment.	This user thinks FDR was the greatest U.S. President ever.
This user conspires to get people to change their toilets to low-flow toilets. Fear them!	Atheist Evolutionist Liberal This user is a member of the unholy trifecta
"We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further."	This user is an evil-utionist!
This user does not believe in so-called "tolerance" when it compromises truth.	This user can only remember pi to 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208 decimal places.
This user suffers from Megalomania and will never feel ashamed of that fact.	This user has Asperger's syndrome or is somewhere on the autism spectrum.
This user is watching you... always watching you.