User talk:Elvis

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Greetings from Rome to Memphis[edit]

Mister Presley:

I am a long-time admired of your work. Would you consent to being canonized? I can waive all that process stuff and declare you Saint Elvis of Memphis, post-haste. I can even declare you a martyr, if you so desire.

PopeBenedictXVI (talk) 15:55, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

Canonizing this has-been capitalist clown? Over my dead body. Karl Marx (talk) 16:04, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
lol stalin totally pwned ur political ideologies. --ConcernedResident omg ponies!!! 16:16, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
You don't get a vote in this, Comrade Marx (if that is your real name). Do I infallibly tell you which corpses to embalm and keep on display in a Square somewhere? Go dictate to your proletariat or something. PopeBenedictXVI (talk) 16:17, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
Ah, the last feeble gasps of the burgeoisie and their clerical partners in crime. Your precious pop culture icons only serve to lull and distract the people, and they will soon join you in the dust bin of history once the workers take back what is theirs. Karl Marx (talk) 16:27, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
Oh, hush up, "From each according to his ability"-boy. My empire has lasted two thousand years, your empire didn't even make it to sixty. And you just wore drab uniforms when addressing your subjects. My hat alone beats anything you ever wore. PopeBenedictXVI (talk) 16:43, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
You can keep your fruity hats all to yourself, thank you. My imposing beard is all I need to make the masses bow to my machismo. You know, maybe the Bolshevik ladies would like you better...oh, I'm sorry. What was I thinking? Karl Marx (talk) 17:23, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

Thangyouverymuch messrs Pope and Marx. Mr Pope, please don't demote me from God to saint. Mr Marx, I want to be your friend - Your bff as we hip youngsters normally say. I promise I have no desire to be a special federal agent that reports commie scum. Hell I'm commie scum. I love commie scum. Really, I love it.--Elvis (talk) 16:47, 7 June 2010 (UTC)


Thank you for helping me take down the quasi-fascist bastards who love Taylor Swift. You truly are King. --Elvis is King (talk) 19:05, 30 August 2012 (UTC)

You are very welcome. Now about that niece of yours...--Elvis (talk) 01:16, 31 August 2012 (UTC)
Maybe soon enough. But let's watch them try to stop me now! --Elvis is King (talk) 14:56, 8 September 2012 (UTC)