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Can you verify you are the same Markman as Conservapedia's Markman?Hipocrite (talk) 11:48, 14 June 2013 (UTC)

This is not me. To verify, today some cretin named Davidspencer blocked me and my IP on Conservapedia. I unblocked my account and my IP, which as you can see on the recent changes page of Conservapedia is A comparison of IPs will show that this "Markman" is not me. If you'll delete his account I'll register here just in order to prevent this kind of thing from happening again. - (talk) 13:59, 14 June 2013 (UTC)
Sorry,Sweetheart. We cannot compare IPs -- we do not have check-user installed. Faced with mysteries dark and vast/statements just seem vain at last. 14:07, 14 June 2013 (UTC)
I hope this will help clarify things. - (talk) 14:12, 14 June 2013 (UTC)
Sure, whatever, you're not this guy. Guess you'll have to pick another user name! Faced with mysteries dark and vast/statements just seem vain at last. 14:14, 14 June 2013 (UTC)
If you promise to stop bullying users such as AlanE and Brenden I will give this account to you, if not, then tough titties. Markman (talk) 14:38, 14 June 2013 (UTC)
Suck my cock, like I fucking give a shit. - (talk) 14:48, 14 June 2013 (UTC)
Okay, now you're not being serious. 1) Why would this BoN that is apparently CP:User Markman make a promise to a stranger who is antagonizing him, and 2) If you're so sure he's a jerk, why even bother extracting a promise from him since he won't keep it? Either he's a troll and this "drama" only makes it more fun for him, or he's just another psycho and cannot stop bullying the other users. Just keep this username dormant. By their own logic, CP users should not post here, anyway. --TheLateGatsby (The end of the dock ) 14:53, 14 June 2013 (UTC)
Such foul language from a supposed christian conservative, jebus would be proud. What act of parodistism are you planning next ? Markman (talk) 14:58, 14 June 2013 (UTC)
I see that I've really gotten under your skin, eh? Anyway, my future acts will be similar to my previous ones. Seeing that I'm making you squirm I must be doing a good job. - ConservapediaMarkman (talk) 15:09, 14 June 2013 (UTC)
Squirm? Like a wanker like you could make anything squrim except a worm and that only by pinning it to a board with a nail. You are a poor parodist and everyone, including karajou, knows it. Trust me, anger bear knows what you are and you are there on his sufferance only. Oldusgitus (talk) 15:45, 14 June 2013 (UTC)

While you're at it, can you verufy that you're not this guy, or this guy or this guy? As long as a new name isn't aping one of our own established accounts, this is a total non-issue. Guy showed up, claimed the name, and now it's his. End of story. Faced with mysteries dark and vast/statements just seem vain at last. 15:06, 14 June 2013 (UTC)

I can assure you none of those people are me (and if you have doubts about this account being the real Markman, go to my Conservapedia's user page to see otherwise). I don't know if they have any connection to the other Markman. - ConservapediaMarkman (talk) 15:09, 14 June 2013 (UTC)