User talk:Quaru/trolls

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Noob[edit]

You are such a noob. 86.40.106.233 (talk) 23:15, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

You take yourself too seriously, pal. 86.40.106.233 (talk) 23:28, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

What is your purpose?[edit]

You lack even the most basic intelligence, and insist on engaging with me at every opportunity. I've stated that I won't engage with you as I have no time for philistines. I'll let you make what you will out of that. 86.40.106.235 (talk) 12:28, 5 August 2010 (UTC)

Talk Page[edit]

Quaru - you are incredibly average. Your insight is mediocre. Your perspective is puddle deep. Your opinions, lamentable. In short, stop being such a twat. 86.40.106.235 (talk) 13:36, 5 August 2010 (UTC)

Don't bin me[edit]

You are effectively trolling me. Stay away from me, and I will stay away from you. Anyone with half a brain would realise the stupidity of trying to get a rise out of me. Which leads me to think that you lack even 50% brain matter. You truly are a fool. 86.40.99.53 (talk) 13:48, 5 August 2010 (UTC)
Quaru, you are a simpleton and I take no pleasure in exploiting simpletons in order to make a broader point. Please do not put me in the position were I will have to make an example of you. It will be both humiliating and embarrasing for you, and will possibly lead to you abandoning this website under a torrent of ridicule and mockery. You have been warned. 86.40.99.53 (talk) 13:59, 5 August 2010 (UTC)

douche[edit]

LOL! Only after seeing this now. Months and months later. You remind me of someone who has aspergers. MarcusCicero (talk) 20:19, 24 February 2011 (UTC)

Wow. I forgot that I posted this. And here you are, commenting on it months and months later. You're such a failure. I'd say at life, but I assume it's pretty much everything.

Oh, and:

Quarubingo - You can't explain that! 22:15, 24 February 2011 (UTC)

Your inability to read social situations and/or provide a witty response only increases the likelihood that you suffer from an autism spectrum disorder. MarcusCicero (talk) 12:26, 25 February 2011 (UTC)
I said if you posted, I'd move it. You posted, I moved it. Maybe if it was a more timely response, you wouldn't seem like such a douche. But here you are, trying to provoke me months later. Fuck off. Quarubingo - You can't explain that! 14:50, 25 February 2011 (UTC)

Sorry[edit]

God, I forgot how big a dufus you are.
I now declare you... The new Goonie! Prepare for at least 6 months worth of baiting and personal insult.
If you are obese, I highly recommend you don't post a picture of yourself declaring that fact. I will stoop to such playground antics. MarcusCicero (talk) 00:27, 26 February 2011 (UTC)