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Dolphins come from Miami and generally are this
annoying gorgeous teal color, which ticks off some cetaceans who happen to live near the Dolphins.
 Dolphin woo
Patient zero for dolphin woo appears to have been John C. Lilly, who experimented with dolphin communication while on ketamine in between getting the CIA to buy him LSD. Also, dolphins are intelligent and beautiful and peaceful and certainly not just vicious predatory bastards obsessed with their cocks who will happily rape a wide assortment of creatures to death, no no no.
At the same time, social and religious conservatives hate dolphins because they are proof that sex for pleasure is completely natural. (Though they're also proof that icky things like incest, rape, and inter-species sex are natural too.) Although conservatives hating an animal that seemingly goes to war with other dolphins and on humanity's behalf (to the New Agers' consternation) seems a little illogical.
Ichthyosaurs are not dolphins, but an excellent example of convergent evolution due to having lived in the same environmental niche, except hundreds of millions of years earlier. They were marine reptiles that were not dinosaurs, but coexisted with them. They died out around 90 million years ago.
 See also
- Dolphins develop opposable thumbs
- This is the most hilarious dolphin woo BS ever to grace the web. A mirror of a defunct site that was once popular in the same way as Goatse.cx. (Not safe for work.)
- Dolphins. Don't screw with 'em.
- The Dolphins and Teleportation Symposium, Hawaii, 2011. So much good on one single webpage.