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Goats are believed to have been domesticated in this exceptionally peaceful area of the world. Or the Garden of Eden.
Goats can thrive in tough urban environments as easily as they can on a farm. The one in the foreground held me up at knife-point and took my wallet.
Goats do not thrive after they're made into delicious tacos.

The domestic goat (Capra hircus) was the first animal to train humans into protecting them full-time.[1] The species is believed to have been first domesticated around 10,000-12,000 years ago in both the Zagros Mountains of modern-day Iran and in Anatolia along the Euphrates River. Since the dawn of time, through the modern day,[2] man has admired the beauty of the goat.

Scientists believe that humans have evolved from a species of large Pliocene-era goats.[3]

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[edit] Goat uses

Domestic goat (Capra hircus). The brown one is Stacey

Conservative Christians often buy goats for Malawi orphans[4] whereas liberals, such as Madonna, prefer to keep Malawi orphans as household pets.[5]

Santa Claus was alleged to have once ridden a Yule Goat, but this was later disproved as a revisionist myth created by neopagans who hate Christmas.

[edit] Eating

The goat she is a tasty beast, but smelly

There's good eating on a goat, a staple in Africa, the Caribbean, parts of the Middle East, and in Dixon, New Mexico. Goat is the lunch that carries itself to the picnic.

In Nigeria goat-head stew[6] is a popular and stylish dish.[7]

Goat cheese is famous, especially French chèvre and Greek feta. Goat cheese tastes delicious on pizza, specifically white pizza... with red peppers and grilled chicken.

After being weaned, goats, themselves, eat primarily plant matter, including paper products. The common misconception of goats eating tin cans may have been started by people watching a goat scavenging for the labels or licking the label glue.

[edit] Drinking

Goat milk is extremely rich and hypoallergenic, making it more useful for nourishing human (and other) infants than cow's milk. For feeding babies, goat milk is traditionally regarded as the next best thing to breast milk, and historically it has been common in rural communities for mothers who had problems lactating to use a goat to suckle their children instead. Goats can become so accustomed to this that they come running when they hear the baby cry.[8]

Goats are often associated with Bacchanalia, which continues to the present day. The South African vintner Goats Do Roam Winery offers such selections as The Goatfather, Goats-in-Villages, and Goat Door Chardonnay.

[edit] Romance of goats

[edit] Marriage

You may now kiss the goat.

There has been much debate about what term to use for the union of goat and (usually) man. Some have opposed "marriage" as diluting the traditionally non-bestial nature of the institution.[9] Also, many oppose granting spousal rights to goats. Others have proposed "covenant" unions, in which the relationship cannot be broken (except in times of famine).

Sometimes it has been necessary to use the law to help men "do the right thing". In one case, after being caught having relations with a goat named Rose, a Sudanese man was obliged to marry her.[10] Unfortunately, the BBC has recently reported that the goat died after choking on a plastic bag.[11] The goat was apparently female so, to the relief of many, there is no suggestion that the relationship may have been homosexual.

Karl freestyle rapping with Serbian hip-hop queen Mila Pokrajac

It should be noted that as of yet there has been no debate over marriage between goats. Uwiha Ch'uyay, a December 27 family tradition, is the sheep and goat wedding ceremony of Bolivia. The ritual often includes lighting candles, dabbing the animals' faces with blood, adorning them with flowers and corralling them into male and female pairs of either goats or sheep for a wedding. Throughout the ceremony, folk songs are sung to the couples. They are then force fed cocoa.[12]

Goats, themselves, subscribe to a polygamous marriage system, in that a billy goat will control a small group of nannies (termed "the harem"), and mates with any of his nannies who he discovers are in oestrus. Polygamy in animals (goats or otherwise) is popularly anthropomorphized as having the dominant male lording over the members of his harem, but, in goats, at least, the billy goat actually has very little ability to control the behavior of his wives beyond limiting who gets to mate with them (namely, him). It is possibly of note that goats have pretty eyes and some have beautiful eyelashes. this may explain some of the events described above. Possibly.

[edit] Dating

Goat in Kingston, Jamaica
For those wishing to begin a relationship with a goat there are goat dating sites with goat personal ads. These enable you to find the goat of your dreams and start a long and fulfilling relationship.

[edit] Pornography

Kid porn (sometimes incorrectly referred to as "kitty porn") has become a near-obsession with such notables as NBC Dateline correspondent Chris Hansen, host of To Catch a Predator. The show's stated goal is to use a so-called "Judas goat" (a young goat called a "kid") to trap a sick old goat. Producers first bait goat traps on MySpace and FaceBook with photos and bios of kids, and then film the take-downs of horny old goats for national entertainment.

There is no truth to the rumor that Chris Hansen keeps unedited copies of these take-downs in his special bedroom DVD collection. Since the magnetic field of his vibrator damaged his VHS tape collection, he hides stores his videos separately.

[edit] Satire

Satyrs, often a human/goat hybrid,[13] are the ultimate end of the evolutionary process on planet Earth.

[edit] Other inter-species relationships

In one Chinese zoo a wolf and a goat have formed a "close friendship" and are now inseparable.[14] According to Ananova: "Since being put together, the wolf and the goat have done everything together - except share meals. The wolf sticks to his meat while the goat enjoys a vegetable diet."

Greek mythology is rife with cross-species sexual relationships.

Mickey Kaus has not denied rumours of a goat relationship.[15]

[edit] Lack of appreciation

[edit] Animal sacrifice

It was reported[16][17][18] 4 September 2007 that Nepal Airlines had goats sacrificed to the Hindu sky god Akash Bhairab in order to ensure that their aircraft - specifically, their two Boeing 757s - would stop malfunctioning. The scientific nature of this experiment in aircraft maintenance is still under investigation.

[edit] Medical quackery

See John R. Brinkley.

[edit] Reason for not running for President

After Glenn Beck's 28 August 2010 rally in front of the Lincoln Memorial, Dick Armey was interviewed about the Tea Party movement. During the interview, he was asked if he was considering a run for the presidency. His response: "Oh, no, no, no, no. I’ve got 34 goats that depend on me daily. I couldn’t be away that long."[19]

[edit] Falker Satherhood

Falker Satherhood is a holiday that is celebrated each year on May 5th. It originated in the tiny Eastern European country of Belgrid to commemorate the beginning of spring and the annual "Dancing Ritual of the Goats" or so we imagine.

[edit] Goat hazards

Professional exposure to goats causes a fivefold increase in the relative risk of getting a specific type of lung cancer as compared to other types of lung cancer.[20] There's no data on amateur exposure, though.

[edit] Goats v terrorism

When the "leader of the free world" learned that the greatest terrorist attack in history had been inflicted on his country, you would have thought that he would have leapt into action. Not George W. Bush, he insisted on listening to a group of Florida schoolchildren finish reading The Pet Goat.[21][22]

[edit] What to do with a Goat and a stool

Upon the stool you sit, and milk the goat a goodly bit. Then you'll be three tenths toward your certificate of Capra hircus-vaccimulgence.

Otherwise, you should avoid stepping in goat stool.

[edit] Legendary goats

Baphomet, the goat-headed occult symbol and all-round swell guy.

[edit] Pan

In the Greek Pantheon, Pan, son of Hermes, is the god of goats (and of goatherds and travelers in the wilderness). At least he was. According to the Greek historian Plutarch, Pan died sometime during the reign of Roman Emperor Tiberius (14-37C.E.). The nature of Pan's death might be viewed with suspicion if one considers the events taking place in ancient Palestine during that same time period, or that the death of Pan may have been staged as a part of a ritual in one of the many many mysterious Eleusinian Mysteries of the Eleusinian Mystery Cults. Also, because the modern world seems to lack satyrs, it is possible that a coordinated genocide took place at this time.

[edit] Capricornus

Goats have also made it into the stars due to their representative, the constellation Capricornus. Or, half of a goat, at least, as Capricornus is referred to as "The Sea Goat" (no relation to goatfish), and having the fore-section of a billy goat, with the hind-quarters of a fish. Oddly enough, some allege that Capricornus represents Amalthea, either the magical nanny goat of the nymph who raised Zeus, or the nanny-goat herself, having been placed in the sky by Zeus in order to assuage his guilt over having made his armor by killing and skinning the goat who was his beloved wetnurse. Of course, those who allege that Capricornus is Amalthea never bothered to take into account that Capricornus depicted in art and astrology as a male, while (either) Amalthea is female, mostly because fact-checking had not been invented back in those days.

[edit] The devil's creation

According to legend God in His omniscience forgot to create goats, so the devil made them instead. Satan first made goats with fine long tails that kept getting entangled, so in a rage Satan bit every goat's tail off. When left alone goats too often gnaw at or injure good plants so God in His goodness and mercy sent wolves to tear those goats apart. [23] Satanists revere goats as a mockery of the lamb of God [24] as a relic of the pagan traditions, see above.

[edit] Goatmen

In the following, note the recurring theme of goatmen appearing in far-right wingnut locations.

Texas
Jann reported seeing a goatman in Texas under his pecan tree in January 2002. Jann reports that this is unusual since there are no goats in this region of Texas.[25]

Kentucky
Beneath the Pope Lick train trestle in Jefferson County, outside of Louisville, the Pope Lick Monster, half goat and half man, is said to dwell.[26] Arguably, the fact that there is a train trestle called "Pope Lick" is stranger than the presence of any goatman.

Maryland
There's also one in Maryland. Or something.

Utah
And the Wasatch Mountains on Ben Lomond Peak outside of Ogden, Utah.[27]

Arizona
We're waiting with bated breath…

Chupacabras
We shall not speak of it...[28]

[edit] Goats in popular culture

  • Goats, goat parts and goat-like creatures were shown or mentioned in all 1,328 episodes of The X-Files.
  • A goat (see Judas goat) was used in Jurassic Park to lure the Tyrannosaurus Rex into the open.
  • The three billy goats Gruff, apparently brothers, starred in a popular pro-goat story by Hans Christian Andersen. The goats in this story were notable for their intelligence, at least as contrasted to the common troll.
  • One version of the truth about goats is allegedly available at this blog.
  • A goat briefly appears in the movie version of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.
  • In the fourth Harry Potter book we learn that Dumbledore's brother has a, let's say, strange fascination with goats.[29]
  • A goat with interchangeable horns appears in the movie Hoodwinked.
  • A goat ate the payroll once on the television program M*A*S*H. On another occasion, Klinger served the others with a dish which, after they sampled it, he revealed to be Goat a la King. The episode ended on their expressions of disgust, surely just before they beat him to a pulp for sacrilege.
  • Stephen Colbert once "wagged his finger" at goats.
  • The Men Who Stare at Goats is a book by Jon Ronson (2004) which was made into a 2009 movie staring George Clooney, Ewan McGregor, Kevin Spacey and Jeff Bridges.
  • Goat Brothers is:
    • Another name for the Hans Christian Andersen story listed above;
    • A 1993 memoir by Larry Colton;
    • A swap meet and bike show for motorcycle enthusiasts, held annually in October in Saratoga Springs, NY.
  • A dyspeptic goat hosts the Neil Boortz show.
  • The Rough, Gruff Goat Brothers Rap by Bernice Chardiet, Jon Chardiet and Jean-Claude Suares is a 1993 children's book and audiocassette bundle that retells the Hans Christian Andersen story in rap.
  • Goatboy Bill Hicks
  • [4] Everybody has a goat, but no one wants theirs to be gotten. Weird . . .
  • Giles Goat-Boy, by John Barthes
  • Chompy the Goat is the mascot of the city of Dimmsdale in Nickelodeon's "Fairly Odd Parents".
  • Val Doonican once sang the story of Paddy McGinty's Goat.
  • The Billy Goat Tavern is...
    • a Chicago pub that was the inspiration for the "Cheeseborger! Cheeseborger! Cheeps, no fries! No Pepsi ... Coke!" routine from the first years of Saturday Night Live.
    • famous for the so-called Curse of the Billy Goat that has supposedly kept the Cubs from winning going to the World Series since 1945. (A well-known story to all Chicagoans, although it gets a major eye-roll from White Sox fans.)
  • Every Christmas, a town near Stockholm, Sweden erects a goat in honor of an old Scandinavian tradition. Every year since 1966, the goat has been burned, smashed or cut down.[30]
  • Goats have recently become a meme in the Emilie Autumn fandom, especially among Asylum Reformers. "Fight Like A Goat", indeed.
  • The Great Hargeisa Goat Bubble - poor regulation, perverse incentive structures, securitised debt, and the manic pursuit of wealth, with goats!
  • In the MMORPG Lord of The Rings Online (or LoTRO) in the Moria region you can get a goat as a mount. They run extremely fast.
  • Gamers can now play as a goat. Goat-kind's destructive potential is fully and accurately realized.

[edit] Quotes

[edit] Famous statements about goats

"If she fails us, we better get used to herding goats." — Captain James T. Kirk, Who Mourns for Adonis

"Me? A goat?" — Professor Calculus, Destination Moon

"Put silk on a goat and it is still a goat" — Irish Saying

"It's no use going to the goat's house to look for wool" — Irish Saying

"Don't approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side." — Yiddish Proverb

"Bring me a bowl of coffee before I turn into a goat." - Johann Sebastian Bach

"The high hills are a refuge for the wild goats; and the rocks for the conies." — Psalms, 104:18

"Knowest thou the time when the wild goats of the rock bring forth? or canst thou mark when the hinds do calve?" — Job, 39:1

"You'll never guess what was in the curry. What meat they used. Goat. They made a curry with goat. Dirty bastards." — Catherine Tate

"Where can I hang my goat?" — Sir Winston Churchill (poss. misheard)

"There is no Goat but Goat, the one true Goat. All praise Goat!" — Rebuttal: A Goat’s Revenge.

"There is no Goat but Goat, and Muhammad is His prophet." — Islamic Shahada (poss. mistranslated)

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your goats!" — Shakespeare

"You could do it in a boat, you could do it with a goat." — Dr. Seuss

"Blessed are the meek, for they make great scape goats" — The Be-a-a-a-a-a-attitudes.

"All that glisters is not goat" — Wilhelm von Schackespier

"Everything for the Goat, nothing outside of the Goat, nothing against the Goat" — Benito Mussolini

"… thy hair is as a flock of goats that appear from Mount Gilead." — From Song of Solomon chapter 4, verse 1

[edit] Famous statements by goats

This video clip appeared on the August 3, 2007 edition of Countdown with Keith Olbermann

'Nuff said.

[edit] Goats in the sciences

Monty Hall liked goats… a lot!
  • Goats figure prominently in the so-called Monty Hall statistical problem.[31]
  • "Goat" is a term used in psychological research to refer to a person with a skeptical bent, often a disbeliever in the paranormal or in psychic phenomena. Believers, conversely, are referred to as "sheep."[32]

[edit] Internet goats

Google Chrome uses goat teleportation technology to deliver web sites to your computer at goatspeed

No comprehensive studies on the role of goats within the intertubes have been conducted yet, but there are several interesting facts that are readily apparent.

  • A high percentage of goats references on the internet are either profane or pornographic; an unfiltered Google search for the phrase "Goat" will turn up roughly 32,800,000 results, but if you take this same search and filter it for obscenity you will get only 19,100,000 results (data as of November 19, 2007).

[edit] Goats of note

  • Frank the Goat is mascot, casual programmer and occasional help desk employee at the popular journal site LiveJournal. Some versions of his history recount his many adventures and his role in founding LJ.
  • Heidrun is the female mythical goat from Norse religion that squirted life-giving drink for all inhabitants of Valhalla.
  • William Windsor, a kashmir goat, is a retired lance corporal in the British army. His last name indicates he is related to the British Monarchy.
  • Rose, a goat living in South Sudan, attained fame due to her marriage to a human, Charles Tombe. This of course was below her station, and occurred due to an unfortunate scandal involving pre-marital sex, which underlines some of the dangers of the practice. Mr. Tombe is now a widower after his lovely bride's untimely death in 2007.
  • Muriel, a character in George Orwell's 1945 novella Animal Farm, who is shown to be one of the more intelligent animals. She is one of the few characters with no immediately apparent Soviet parallel. On closer reading, however, her benevolence and attention to old scraps of newspaper suggest that she may, in fact, represent goats themselves and the beneficent role they played in leading the Russian peasantry.
  • Earl "the Goat" Manigault, an American basketball player famous for his superlative jumping ability. Pictures are rare, so it's unclear whether "the Goat" is an accurate descriptor or a flattering nickname applied to a human whose last name was misheard as "Nanny Goat."
  • Shaun "the Goat" Goater, a Bermudian soccer player who was the top scorer for Manchester City for 4 consecutive seasons. "Feed the Goat and he will score!" the fans would sing. Or rather, bleat.
  • Clay Henry, Sr. was elected mayor of Lajitas, Texas in 1986 as a reward for boosting tourism as a legendary beer-drinking goat. At least one of his descendants, Clay Henry III, was also elected to the post and later subject of an assassination attempt. [33]

An as-yet-unnamed goat has taken up Yeti impersonation.[34]

[edit] Fun goat facts

  • Goats have 15,000 tastebuds—that's 5-6,000 more than the average human!
  • Goats were domesticated around 7000 B.C.E.
  • Mohair comes from the Turkish Angora goat.
  • Goats have rectangular pupils (as do all other artiodactyls, whales, and horses).
  • A castrated male goat is called a "wether".
  • Goats are very adaptable and live on every continent except Antarctica.
  • Goats have a four chambered stomach.
  • A Google search for "goat malawi orphans" returns this very page as the first result.
  • A mea capra is an admission of goat.
  • Many goats enjoy smoking cigars.
  • Goats allegedly discovered the stimulant effects of coffee beans before humans did, according to the history of coffee by National Coffee Association USA

[edit] Aww… part 1

They're so cuuuute…

[edit] Aww… part 2

and fun.

[edit] Goats in the Bible - The Holy Goats

There are many biblical references to goats.[35]

There are many biblical references to goats of which the following is only a selection. A full list can be found at Goats in the Bible.

[edit] The scapegoat

Leviticus 16 tells us about the scapegoat. Two goats were to be selected and lots would be thrown to see which would be sacrificed[36] as a "sin offering" and which would be released into the desert. Perhaps surprisingly the released goat was the scapegoat and the other one got the joy of being sacrificed.[37]

[edit] Tamar

Tamar was Onan's widow - he who gave his name that pastime beloved of teenage boys and others. While pretending to be a prostitute to seduce her father-in-law she was promised a young goat for her services.

[edit] The joy of goats

The writer of the Song of Solomon seems to have had a definite thing about goats. When talking about his girlfriend's hair he often comes up with: "Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead."[38] To be fair to other animals he also says things like: "Your teeth are like a flock of sheep coming up from the washing."[39] So this may be an animal fixation in general and not really goat-centric.

[edit] Judas goat

With the recent discovery of the Coptic text the Gospel of Judas, Judas' actual role has been called into question. What's not questioned is that he had at least one goat.

[edit] Creationist views on goats

Creationists believe that goats co-existed with dinosaurs, because goats appear in historic hieroglyphs.

Goats are very important to creationists— the Bible mentions them over 170 times![40] God made goats out of leftover cow parts, on the sixth day of Creation. This is similar to the process still used for making hot dogs. Goats are specifically mentioned in the Bible, therefore we know that they exist.

God regularly calls for goats to be sacrificed on altars by having their throats cut and blood drained. It is still a mystery as to what goats did to become the object of God's loving wrath (though, some suggest it was because the ancient Jews thought that goats made a perfectly acceptable substitute for humans).

Noah brought seven or fourteen goats onto the Ark, but unfortunately, one of the male goats was gay. Noah implemented a program of reparative therapy before he offered his burnt offerings to the Lord. The goats were able to live an appropriate life, and were fruitful and multiplied. God Bless!

[edit] Objective Ministries

"Mr. Gruff, the atheist goat" is a main character on the Objective Ministries website.[41]

[edit] The parable of the sheep and the goats

In this popular parable, God sends the sheep to heaven while damning the goats to hell, because the goats did not provide him with food and clothing, or visit him in prison.[42]

[edit] How to get your goat

Many people prefer their goats farm-fresh, but it isn't always convenient for a busy city dweller. For those who want their goats fast and on time, it's easier to rent.[43]

[edit] Russian reversal

In Soviet Russia, goats get you.

[edit] Wordplay with goats

[edit] G.O.A.T. as an acronym

Want to know where to get your acronyms on the cheap?[44]

  • GOAT Glossary of Acronyms and Terms
  • GOAT God of All Things
  • GOAT Galveston Orientation and Amnesia Test
  • GOAT Gap/Overlap Analysis Tool
  • GOAT Gene Ontology Annotation Tool
  • GOAT Grouped Optimal Aggregation Technique
  • GOAT Graphics Optical Analysis and Translation
  • GOAT Government of All Talents (Gordon Brown's administration)
  • GOAT Greatest of All Time (LL Cool J music album)
  • GOAT Guru of All Trades
  • GOAT Goes Over All Terrain (vehicle)
  • GOAT Gone on a Trip
  • GOAT Get Out At Town (for bus trips!)
  • GOAT Garry Only Ate Toast (very short eulogy)
  • GOAT Go Away Troll
  • GOAT Get Our Act Together
  • GOAT Goofiest of All Terms (Okay, I made that up.)
  • GOAT Generalized Occupational Aptitude Test (Fallout 3 game)
  • GOAT Goat of All Time (made up, but this section needed a recursive acronym)
  • GOAT Greater Omaha Area Trail Runnerz (A running group in Omaha Nebraska)

[edit] Goat as an anagram

  • Gato (a kind of submarine, also Spanish for "cat")
  • Tago (a municipality in the Philippines)
  • Toga (a kind of party)
  • Go at (in an attacking/sexually advancing way)
  • Gota (an Indian city)[45]

[edit] Goat in poetry

Goat rhymes with many words: boat, coat, creosote, dote, eukaryote, float, gloat, litote(s), moat, mote, note, oat, quote, prokaryote, rote, scrote, stoat, symbiote, throat, tote, vote and wrote. If you speak with a severe slur, it could even rhyme with "poet". Coincidence? I think not. See, for example, Kipling's "By the Hoof of the Wild Goat",[46] which uses none of the above words. "Tom Murphy's Goat", by Oliver Thomas, rhymes it with "throat"… twice. But it's Australian.[47]

[edit] Conservapedia and goats

Conservapedia has taken an appallingly disrespectful attitude towards goats.[48] Versions of the article were far too short, full of right-wing bias, and have been repeatedly deleted and recreated[49] to reset the page views and imply goats are far less notable and important than they actually are. Conservapedia's goat article was deleted by site owner Andy Schlafly with the inadequate edit summary explanation of "restore later". The page was later recreated, very appropriately, on St. Valentine's Day, 2010.[50] According to the current version of the page, goats were domesticated between 6000 and 7000 B.C.[sic], meaning domestic goats existed 2000 years before the date God created the universe.

To be fair, goats are equally disrespectful toward Conservapedia. They justify this, claiming that being bucolic creatures, they are acutely sensitive to the stench of bullshit.

[edit] Goat hunting

It has been pointed out that some recent Vice Presidential candidates enjoy rather one-sided hunting of various beasts. It makes them more of a man, might be the accepted supposition. However, it should be noted that at least one user believes that goat hunting by helicopter should be a crime against humanity (goatanity?). For the love of Goat, if you want to hunt goats, do it the real manly way - with your bare hands.

[edit] Goat persecution

[edit] Horny Prisoners

In the Democratic Republic of Congo, goats have been known to be detained in jail cells without access to legal council while awaiting trial for the crime of being sold illegally by the roadside.[51]

[edit] Why a goat?

In 2006, Church of the SubGenius devotee Rachel Bevilacqua, also known as Rev. Mary Magdalene, temporarily lost custody of her son because she could not explain the humor in photos of her celebrating X-Day with a goat heads mask. With the Judge repeatedly asking "Why a goat?", and never once asking "Why no chicken?"[52][53] Even Chico Marx asked, "Why a duck?"[54]

[edit] Glenn Beck controversy

During the Glenn Beck controversy, questions were never answered about the Fox News commentator and goats.[55]

[edit] When goats go bad

Sheep go to heaven
Goats go to hell
—Cake. "Sheep Go to Heaven"

On Jan 23 2009 Reuters reported that Police in Nigeria were holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.[56][57][58]

It seems that vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.

Reuters quotes Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed as saying:

The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat.

[edit] See also

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Για αυτό το λήμμα υπάχει και διαθέσιμο άρθρο στα Ελληνικά, με τίτλο Κατσίκα.
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[edit] External links

[edit] Footnotes

  1. Or was that the dog?
  2. http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2008-06/13/content_8363780_5.htm
  3. The Onion: Anthropologists Trace Human Origins Back To One Large Goat
  4. A Ministry of Hope in Malawi
  5. Madonna takes custody of Malawian baby
  6. Recipe for Isi-Ewu (spiced goat head) serves 6
  7. Nigeria: Goat Head Stew, a delicacy, is nation's "Plat du jour"
  8. See quotes at Olde Dairy Goat Trivia under "Goats For Baby's Nurse In Cuba" and "Goats as Wet-nurses".
  9. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santorum_controversy
  10. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm
  11. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6619983.stm
  12. MacDonald, Margaret Read. The Folklore of World Holidays. December 27 (1992).
  13. http://www.pantheon.org/articles/s/satyrs.html
  14. Wolf-goat friendship
  15. Adams, Mark. Goat Blowing Not Denied By Mickey Kaus Daily Kos
  16. Reuters
  17. USA Today
  18. News 24 (South Africa)
  19. Fruhlinger, Josh. "Dick Armey Can’t Extract Himself From His Goats", Wonkette.com website, posted 31 August 2010, accessed 2 September 2010. (As Fruhlinger notes, the goat-penis jokes write themselves.)
  20. http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2011-09/elf-gci092211.php
  21. [1]
  22. [2]
  23. The Lord's Animals and the Devil's
  24. Signs of Satan
  25. http://paranormal.about.com/library/blstory_november04_29.htm
  26. Kleber, John E (2000). "Pope Lick Monster". The Encyclopedia of Louisville (1 ed.).
  27. http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/07/23/goat-man-frolicks-through-the-utah-wilderness/
  28. ...but we will write a whole article on it, apparently.
  29. ;)
  30. "Swedish Christmas straw goat burnt", BBC News website, 23 December 2009, accessed 28 December 2009.
  31. This is when, after a contestant picks one of three doors in order to win a goat, Monty shows them that there is no goat behind one of the other doors (generally, a nasty, climate change-inducing and accident-prone car is found behind that door), and asks if they want to change their pick. Wikipedia has an article on it.
  32. Brugger, P., Landis, T., & Regard., M. (1990). A "sheep-goat effect" in repetition avoidance: Extra-sensory perception as an effect of subjective probability? British Journal of Psychology, 81, 455-468.
  33. http://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/2227
  34. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/7666900.stm
  35. Hartdegen, Fr. Stephen J., General Editor, Nelson's Complete Concordance of the New American Bible, G.R. Welch Co., Ltd., Toronto, Canada.
  36. "Sacrifice" is torah-speak for barbecue.
  37. Scapegoat not killed
  38. Songs - hair like goats
  39. Songs - teeth like sheep
  40. Bible gateway
  41. [3]
  42. http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=%20Matthew%2025:31–46;&version=31;
  43. It really is!
  44. Click here!
  45. wp:Gota, Gujarat
  46. Poemhunter.com: By the Hoof of the Wild Goat
  47. http://www.authorsden.com/visit/viewpoetry.asp?id=190979
  48. "Goat" at Conservapedia
  49. "Goat" at Conservapedia - Logs
  50. CP:Goat history
  51. BBC News: DR Congo frees goats from prison
  52. Georgia mother loses child custody over humorous religion
  53. The High Weirdness Project: Reverend Magdalen
  54. Marx Brothers quotes
  55. Assorted Rumours
  56. Goat arrested in Nigeria
  57. Goat detained over armed robbery.
  58. Nigeria police hold 'robber' goat
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