Jesusween
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“”Every year, the world and its system have a day set aside (October 31st) to celebrate ungodly images and evil characters (...) God inspired us to encourage Christians to use this day as an opportunity to spread the gospel.
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Jesusween (or Jesus Ween) is the etymologically egregious name of a movement in the United States and Canada designed to inject Christian evangelism into the increasingly godless holiday of Halloween. Someone really ought to have explained to them that "Hallowe'en" is short for "Hallowed Evening"[2], not "Hallo, ween!". What the hell do they think a "ween" is?! [3]
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[edit] Goal
The primary goal is for kids who come trick or treating to your door to be met not necessarily with candy and/or money but salvation, possibly in the form of a free Bible. Also children being indoctrinated brought up in fundy families will be handing out free bibles on October 31st.[4]
You can identify members of the movement easily on Nov. 1st, as their trees are typically covered in toilet paper.
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[edit] External links
- Jesus Ween: When Halloween just isn't Jesus-y enough The Onion on Jesusween
- Jesusween official website