Conservapedia:Parthian Shot/ENorman

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You all disappoint me. You truly do.

I joined the other site you feel you can make not exist anymore by censoring the name almost at the same time as here, got promoted to sysop there, and have been regularly bashing you guys. Yet, I only get blocked once, and even then by a parodist. I directly antagonize Andy on several occasions, but nothing happens. TK threatens me over e-mail, but does nothing. Oh, the IP address for my college is blocked, but he forgets to block the person using it.

But, I manage to play parodist in nineteen different socks here, most of which are blocked now, yet you ignore the original. For the record, I still have four in play. Two are regulars, and one is promoted to a level where I could potentially do damage if I wanted to. Obviously it will be up to you to figure out who it is. Good luck finding the other socks too. More will follow.

RJJ, HSmom, DeniseM, and PJR, whenever TK and Andy decide you think too much against the party line and need to be expunged, us at the anti-pseudoscience wiki will be more than happy to welcome you. Even if you disagree with most of our beliefs, we welcome dissenting opinion because it allows for more interesting conversation.

This is where I would point out how corrupt and insane the system here is, but considering that other people have done it in there shots and you deem it "Moronic Vandalism", I won't bother. The arguments have been placed before you several times, and have been recorded on the wiki that's mere utterance will condemn all who read it to eternal damnation (sorry Ed, Ken, TK, Jessica), so feel free to read them yourselves.

-Eric Norman