Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/January 2013

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January 2013[edit]

90Andy: Storms occur when God is not observing, as predicted by quantum mechanics.img
11Ken: OBAMA IS GIRLY AND AFRAID OF SKEET SHOOTING.img Come on man...
88Ken calls out Andy: "constructing a false reality is counterproductive".img The debate has become galvanizing.img
92Princeton and Harvard man Andy: only second-tier college websites accept E=mc2img
52Karajouimg will not stand for twisting the headline "Sandy Hook hoax is falling apart"[1] to imply that they're calling it a hoax.
56Andy: Why would the "liberal media" prefer Tom Brady over the great Tim Tebow?img Reality: Because Tom Brady kicked the crap out of Tim Tebowimg...twiceimg
120Andy's arguments against Einstein's theory of relativity are undermined by his inability to understand basic science or even simple unit conversions.img
116Andy: Obama's second inauguration is idolatry!img AugustO: But Reagan...img Andy: That's okay 'cause it's Reagan!img
13Bill Gates follows the teachings of Jesus by giving away all of his money, so Andy declares him an atheistimg. No word on how this fits with Atheism and Uncharitableness
28Mark your calendars! Question Evolution! Day will be held on the 12th of February 2013.img Yes, that's right, Darwin Day. I wonder what will be bigger?
158Andy (actual quotes): "Oh please ... is it really necessary to provide a citation that Nike and a beer company are liberal???"img "Big corporations have never been friendly to the conservative movement."img
74 Jpatt is dissolvingimg ...or something.
20 Thirty-five games into an 82 game season, Andy declares the Los Angeles Lakers dead in the waterimg at 15-20.
32Ken: I don't actually have a proper reply to your in depth rebuttal, so I'll just criticise it for being too long and not being in paragraphs.img I'll also takeimg fiveimg editsimg to finallyimg make my statement.img
72Jpatt: If you must quote our Muslim President, please be sure to quote him out of contextimg and not water down examplesimg by reflecting Muslim views on same sex marriageimg.
51Yes, punctuation...img
80Andy (compelling reasons to think God has a sense of humor): "some who idolize Obama think that he is an atheist, when in fact he is likely a Muslim"img
40In response to Andy's question "Why Do Some Oppose the Likelihood that Obama Is Muslim?", an editor said it was like a boxer hitting below the belt, but Jpatt removed the commentimg and blocked the editor for "incivility".
66After a neophyte editor tries to clean up the "Obama's Religion" article a bit, Andy reverts wholesale because CP will "let the reader decide."img Update: With the debate ignited, Andy performs a wonderful mental gymnastics routine about how Obama saying he lived in a Muslim country means he is actually a Muslim.img
32Andy: We don't need to be factually complete about who voted for the Fiscal Cliff bill, we need to single out our seven political targets for blame for "increase taxes without meaningful spending cuts".img
76Play-offs are part of the liberal style.img