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June 2018[edit]

34Liberal bias is the reason why anyone who questions relativity is unlikely to get a high school science teaching job, much less a PhD or college faculty position.img (FSTDT link)
29"Those Google Chromebooks are a dangerous Trojan Horse for leftist politics in education. They also directly steer their users toward the kinds of job assignments a Soviet employment planner might make."imgTerryH once again proves Poe's Law with a conspiracy-laden postimg about the evils of giving Google Chromebooks students and how it leads to a one-world government. (FSTDT link)
29RobS: "I'm so batshit insane I'm going to casually blame Wal-Mart shoppers for the North Korean nuclear threat!"img
Pokeria1: "Hold my beer..."img
34The pedo congressional candidate is evidence of the dangers of the mental disorder of liberalism.img

May 2018[edit]

34 Karajou shows his love for science by calling the scientific consensus on Global warming and Evolution "just a bunch of dimwits agreeing on something"img
39In the News talks about the 100% real link between irreligion and bad roads.img
291990'sguy's favorite approach to debate is deletionimg and more deletionimg.
44The approach of set theory also offers a powerful way to think about life, handle anxiety, escape addiction, and understand the miracles in the New Testament.img (FSTDT link)

April 2018[edit]

49Andeepak: The wave-particle duality is the same as God being a "wave" as the Holy Spirit, and also being matter in the form of Jesus. A open-minded appreciation of the wave-particle duality of the Trinity could have opened the eyes of scientists nearly 2000 years sooner to the fundamental wave-particle duality of nature discovered in the 1900s.img
Even today a more open-minded recognition of the truth of the Trinity would help scientists understand the reality of wave-duality.img (FSTDT link)
44Will the Toronto nutjob make Young Mass Murderersimg? Misogyny isn't a recognized "belief"; e.g., incel hero Elliot Rodgerimg was actually a video game victim. Similarly, Alek Minassianimg was primarily driven by dark clothing. There's still time to discover he was a Muslim or an atheist or an honorary Canadian Democrat.
49Conservapedian mathematics: Negative implication is an underdeveloped concept of logic that the existence of +1, for example, implies the existence of -1.img
Negative implication is required by the fundamental uncertainty discovered in quantum mechanics and described in the Book of Genesis, because uncertainty about "A" requires the existence of "Not A." (FSTDT link)
Mystery: "Mathematicians did not widely accept the validity of negative numbers until the 1800s", but did a certain trustworthy encyclopedia accept the validity of complex and imaginary numbers as recently as 2007?
59User:1990'sguy blocks new user 1880'sguy for not using their real name.img

March 2018[edit]

49Unfunny and uninformative leftist YouTubers could never compete with the intelligence and wit of right-wing ones,img writes the intelligent and witty author of funny and informative masterpieces like "The transitional animal the flying kitty?" and "80k LOL".
54Conservapedia jumps on the bandwagon of comparing the pro-gun control protesters to the Hitler Youth.img
Austin serial bombings
and the fine art of dealing with inconvenient facts about the identity of the perpetrator while desperately playing the blame game.
Apparently the welfare state is responsible for the Austin bombings.img
Mystery: The perpetrator might have been a jobless slacker who lacked the Protestant work ethicimg, but was he jobless enough to be able to embark on edit sprees that last for hours days?
Update: Atheismdidit.img
Science journalism in action NASA Twins Study Verifies Long-Term Health Effects of Space Travel
NASA: [... A] subset of several hundred “space genes” were still disrupted after return to Earth.
The Hill: Astronaut's DNA no longer identical to his identical twin's after year in space
National Geographic: [Well actually, ... h]ere's how this works.


Setback for materialism: NASA confirms that "Astronaut's DNA no longer identical to his identical twin's after year in space."
March 13, 2018: Conservapedia, the trustworthy encyclopedia, appears to be suffering technical difficulties.
69Burn the witch! Andy comments on LIBRUL Katy Perry and the sudden "mysterious" death of an elderly nun during a court appearanceimg after the nun previously accused her of witchcraft. "A scene out ofimg link The Exorcist".img
74Conservapedian mathematics: In addition, recognition of infinity — such as infinite time or infinite strength — is helpful on a personal level in dealing with adversity. Jesus emphasized the concept of infinity often in his miracles and parables. He rejected the mistaken view of the ancient Greeks that infinity is non-existent and unintelligible.img (FSTDT link)

February 2018[edit]

Stoneman Douglas High School shooting
The news the "MSM isn't fully covering" apparently includes the mass shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas School, Florida, which Conservapedia tackles with its in-depth 42-word report.img
Update 1: Champion creationist Ken DeMyer takes a mere six edits to post his revolutionary insights about the Parkland school shooting on Mainpageright.img Spoiler: Darwin diddit.
Update 2: Huh. We may have found something too batshit insightful for Andy to countenance on Conservapedia. TerryH goes full Parkland truther,img and Andy quickly paints over the stain with a fresh coat of WTF.img
101Most people who believe in the theory of evolution inevitably have bouts of depression.img
It may be that the only way to overcome that is to question the false belief system. (FSTDT link)
85Ken compares the British curling team's loss (to Sweden) to the American Revolution.img
84Terry goes on another bizarre rantimg on how transgenderism and homosexuality create "alternate realities" that can exploited by tyrants.img
721990sguy compared the Conservapedia article on Wokeimg with Wikipedia's, and concluded that there was impermissible copying from Wikipedia.img No wonder 1990sguy can't detect bias in writing.
84Dow plunges 666 points. Hmmm, 666???
Notice how most lamestream media headlines avoid saying the decline was 666 points.img
72Andy once again claims the credit for lower Superbowl ratings,img despite doing nothing except having an "Unplug the Superbowl" article (in an encyclopedia), which Andy last touched — prior to the Superbowl — in September.img
Mystery:img Is Conservapedia a playpen for approximately 56-year-old adults behaving in utterly infantile ways?
Conservative once again proves Poe's Law with his brand new front page articles on Atheistic Chinese Eating Babiesimg (not to be confused with atheistic Chinese-eating babies) and a page on a meme about atheists eating babies.img
Aaannnddddd they're gone from the front page.img Because Ken isn't totally obsessed with this WIGO page.

January 2018[edit]

99"Special" Forces: Ken DeMyer's SEAL Team Six clumsily shits all overimg the Main Pageimg with regards toimg the ugliness of atheists.img
Mystery: For a wiki whose notable editors release their photographs, why does this particular editor, who writes so much about the physical characteristics of others (notably, obesityimg), not release a photo of himself to the public domain? Was his undignified retreat from the January 2011 debate also partially due to his reluctance to appear on video as part of the debate conditions? As artificial intelligence is increasingly able to guess whether one is gay from a photograph, is  K e n  D o l l , the author of Summa Homosexualita, afraid that his photograph would become a data point in support of Haggard's Law — despite well-publicized attempts to inoculate himself against homosexuality? Are obesity and the opposition to homosexuals serving in the militaryimg reasons why this editor, rather than embarking on a real military career, pathetically attempts to make up for that by referencing notable figures in military history when writing on the Internet, all the while self-loathingly hiding his own face? Is this unwillingness to release his image because of the fear of exposing his own hypocrisy pertaining to physical unattractiveness, obesity and homosexuality, or because of his utter lack of machismo, or both?

December 2017[edit]

70The repeal of FCC net neutrality rules is good because Google, Facebook and other large sites will have to pay their own way, but what about Conservapedia? Does Andy have a secret financing plan or does he admit Conservapedia trafficimg is trivial?
70President Trump aligns himself with Andy on climate equalingimg weather.img
89 Conservabible: Does Matthew 16:19 foretell the effect of the observer on eliminating uncertainty in quantum mechanics, which was not discovered until 2000 years later? Notice that the Greek literally says that whatever is bound on earth will have been bound in heaven, which is precisely the same unusual quasi-causation effect that an observer has in quantum mechanics.img (FSTDT link)
105 Conservative goes on a bizarre two day tirade trashing Britain and linking its shortcomings to Darwinism.img
Update: Drama over the Red Telephone between RationalWiki and Kenservapedia Cancervapedia Conservapedia.

November 2017[edit]

Roy Moore's sexual misconduct allegations and the 2017 Senate special election in Alabama
Andrew Schlafly, J.D.: Sexual assault of a minor is a "mere misdemeanor."img
Update 1: The guy who homeschools (ed?) children in a church basement, goes on the record, defending accused pedophile Roy Moore. (27:45 onward in the video).
Update 2:
"Setback for the liberal media and pro-aborts: Roy Moore leads by 6 points in latest CBS poll, indicating a potential landslide victory as a Conservapedian predicted."
... Wait, what? Doug Jones: 49.7 percent, Roy Moore: 48.6 percent?? ...
(update, trim)img imgConservapedia proven right again.
102Andy actually seems to thinkimg his "Unplug the NFL" campaign is having an effect on their ratings ...

October 2017[edit]

71Conservapedia newsimg links to a page that apparently thinks the rewards for conversion to Christianity are Salvation, a svelt body and a submissive Chistian woman.
66A Conservapedia admin, upon receiving ex-Navy Seal copypasta,img appears to see it as a genuine threat.img
Conservapedia Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (COCD)
In August 2013, Ken was responsible for more than half of all revisions (nearly 2000 out of ca. 3,500). This is not a symptom of Conservapedia Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
Similarly, neither is embarking on edit sprees that last for hours days a symptom of Conservapedia Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
See also: Becoming Kenservapedia.
Apparently, Google returning a link to something means it's officially recognisedimg as a mental disorder. What an amazingimg insight.
Update 1: Within hours of someone pointing out that it's the DSM-5 now, not 4 on the What is going on at CP? talk page, there was this edit.img No irony here.
Update 2:
Not a symptom of RationalWiki Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (ROCD).
Update 3 (April 2018):
"Essay: An irreligionist obsessing about the User: Conservative account"img, which was coincidentally written a rather short time after a certain post appeared on the What is going on at CP? talk page, was also coincidentally deletedimg within hours of this WIGO update.
This, however, is also not a symptom of RationalWiki Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, nor is it a sign of a complete lack of machismo.
The editorsssSsßsСsсsΣsσsς (Plural! More than one! Geddit?!) who uses a certain account to non-compulsively edit a certain trustworthy encyclopedia, and who is completely not obsessed with RationalWiki, likely often psychologically projects himself as a dog with a bone. His dogged persistence in thinking about the WIGO CP page and its talk page, checking the WIGO CP page and its talk page on a nearly hourly basis, and responding to the WIGO CP page and its talk page never really ends.
90Ken, howling into the void, uses the Las Vegas shooting as an excuse to slam atheism.img
Update: Wiping the years of dust off the Red Telephone, Ken delivers his message: Checkmate atheists!img — a checkmate so overwhelmingly victorious that the page gets deleted within hoursimg of this WIGO update, in an act befitting an editor with a high level of machismo! Olé, olé, olé!