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|8||Does the CIA control mainstream media?img|
|22||Ken reminds us why we love him so muchimg Don't go changin'!|
|40||Pittsburgh synagogue shooting: That didn't take long!img|
|40||RobS blinds us with more of his laser sharp analysis - "the crash of 2008 was definitely caused by outmoded Marxist theory and affirmative action policies in lending."img|
|40||October 21, 2016:
|51||Andy: "...the Trump Administration has been the most ethical in more than a generation.img|
I need a new irony meter.
|40||Five MPR stories in a rowimg about Elizabeth Warren and her DNA tests, because there is nothing else going on worth discussing.|
|40||"Family-friendly" in the Trump era: RobSmith invites a |
|50||♥ K e n D o l l ♥: It is not Conservapedia's fault that most gay bashing is done by homosexuals.img|
It remains a mystery who are among the few people at Conservapedia who frequentlyimg does this.
|50||Background: Context regarding the Question Evolution! booklet.|
Question Evolution! makes another appearance, to be immediately nukedimg
|50||Christine Blasey Ford's problem is simply a misunderstanding by a teenage girl.img|
|70||Andy, whose own site has blocked most of the world until the entropy death of the universe, is, of course, pissed that Twitter blocked arch-troll and conspiracy nutimg Alex Jones.|
|50||The reason that people are calling for Trump to resign isn't because of the corruption recently unveiled, and calls for Pope Francis to resign aren't because of child sex abuse scandals. It's because evil liberal media hates pro-lifers!img|
|60||The Theory of Relativity cannot be reconciled with the Second Law of Thermodynamics. Search and both [sic] and the lack of reconciliation is striking. The Book of Genesis describes a fundamental underlying uncertainty; the Theory of Relativity denies it.img (FSTDT link)|
Update: The fake news of the 1919 eclipse, and how media ran with it, hardly seems to be of encyclopedic value in a scientific entry.img
|60||John McCain passes away, and Conservapedia’s only acknowledgment is a quoteimg from a man who despised him.|
|60||According to Andy, a former Georgian Democratic candidate shooting her lover is a good argument against gun control.img|
Reality: California fires suspect was possibly mentally ill, and loved Trump "prophesies", Infowars and QAnon.
Andy: FACEBOOK!! It's all about FACEBOOK!"img
|60||Like other aspects infinity, the concept of infinitesimal offers a powerful way to solve problems and even handle stress.|
The often-scarce resource of time, for example, becomes infinitely abundant if divided into infinitesimal segments.
Jesus introduced the concept of infinite time, or eternity, and infinitesimal time follows from that.img (FSTDT link)
|61||Pope Francis goes against 2000 years of doctrine by changing the catechism to oppose capital punishment. 😠 Religion needs conservatism, too.img|
If only he had opened his mind to the truly conservative bible, such liberal distortions might not have overcome him.
Mystery: If the theory of relativity leads to moral relativism, ... does opposing capital punishment lead to opposing capitalism??? ☭😱☭
|60||RobS: "I'm so batshit insane that whenever CNN appears in my recommended links, I report it as hate speech..."img|
|60||Peter Scholze, Alessio Figalli, Akshay Venkatesh, and Caucher Birkar win the 2018 Fields Medal.|
We eagerly await the official announcement of the recipients of the Fields Medal's merit-based alternative — which winners are announced at the same time so that real achievement is recognized — the ConservaMath Medal
|60||Evil liberal media and the CDC both work to conceal that the US didn't have West Nile virus two decades ago.img|
|60||MPR - What the mainstream media isn't fully covering:img Karajou is neither paranoid nor racist!img And fuck you, RationalWiki!|
|70|| After the Trump-Putin summit, Andy Schlafly defaults to the most natural analysis of this meeting, namely, that it is a setback for the homosexual agenda.img|
Seems like there's only the "homosexual ajohnda" and the "homosexual akenda" left to tackle, then.
|60||Preserved high in the Alps by a massive ice storm 5,300 years ago — part of the Great Flood — media reports on the last meal of the "Iceman" without any mention that he died at the time of the Flood.img|
|74||Infinite descent : The insights from an approach of backward descent is hinted at in logic referenced by Jesus: 'Jesus said to them, "Truly, truly, I say to you, before Abraham was, I am."'|
Jesus did not say, "I was," as one might expect, but rather "I am." In other words, unlimited infinite descent is available to Jesus, just as multiplication of the loaves is.img
|79||"Collection of atheist fat cat articles"img|
|74||Will liberals abandon the religion of science after it proves they're psychotic?img|
|81||Lacking in 👻 soul 👻, U.S. |
But why would patriotic Americans want to excel in such a low-tech, socialist, unintelligent, socialist, European statist, and socialist sport?
|95||Liberal bias is the reason why anyone who questions relativity is unlikely to get a high school science teaching job, much less a PhD or college faculty position.img (FSTDT link)|
|105||"Those Google Chromebooks are a dangerous Trojan Horse for leftist politics in education. They also directly steer their users toward the kinds of job assignments a Soviet employment planner might make."img (FSTDT link) — TerryH once again proves Poe's Law with a conspiracy-laden postimg about the evils of giving Google Chromebooks students and how it leads to a one-world government.|
|109||RobS: "I'm so batshit insane I'm going to casually blame Wal-Mart shoppers for the North Korean nuclear threat!"img|
Pokeria1: "Hold my beer..."img
|74||The pedo congressional candidate is evidence of the dangers of the mental disorder of liberalism.img|
|76||Karajou shows his love for science by calling the scientific consensus on Global warming and Evolution "just a bunch of dimwits agreeing on something"img|
|79||In the News talks about the 100% real link between irreligion and bad roads.img|
|74||1990'sguy's favorite approach to debate is deletionimg and more deletionimg.|
|79||The approach of set theory also offers a powerful way to think about life, handle anxiety, escape addiction, and understand the miracles in the New Testament.img (FSTDT link)|
|74||Will the Toronto nutjob make Young Mass Murderersimg? Misogyny isn't a recognized "belief"; e.g., incel hero Elliot Rodgerimg was actually a video game victim. Similarly, Alek Minassianimg was primarily driven by dark clothing. There's still time to discover he was a Muslim or an atheist or an honorary Canadian Democrat.|
|74||Conservapedian mathematics: Negative implication is an underdeveloped concept of logic that the existence of +1, for example, implies the existence of -1.img|
Mystery: "Mathematicians did not widely accept the validity of negative numbers until the 1800s", but did a certain trustworthy encyclopedia accept the validity of complex and imaginary numbers as recently as 2007?
|90||1990'sguy blocks new user 1880'sguy for not using their real name.img|
|74||Unfunny and uninformative leftist YouTubers could never compete with the intelligence and wit of right-wing ones,img writes the intelligent and witty author of funny and informative masterpieces like "The transitional animal the flying kitty?" and "80k LOL".|
|74||Conservapedia jumps on the bandwagon of comparing the pro-gun control protesters to the Hitler Youth.img|
and the fine art of dealing with inconvenient facts about the identity of the perpetrator while desperately playing the blame game.
Mystery: The perpetrator might have been a jobless slacker who lacked the Protestant work ethicimg, but was he jobless enough to be able to embark on edit sprees that last for
NASA: [... A] subset of several hundred “space genes” were still disrupted after return to Earth.
The Hill: Astronaut's DNA no longer identical to his identical twin's after year in space
[Well actually, ... h]ere's how this works.
|98||Burn the witch! Andy comments on LIBRUL Katy Perry and the sudden "mysterious" death of an elderly nun during a court appearanceimg after the nun previously accused her of witchcraft. "A scene out ofimg link The Exorcist".img|
|94||Conservapedian mathematics: In addition, recognition of infinity — such as infinite time or infinite strength — is helpful on a personal level in dealing with adversity. Jesus emphasized the concept of infinity often in his miracles and parables. He rejected the mistaken view of the ancient Greeks that infinity is non-existent and unintelligible.img (FSTDT link)|
Update 1: Champion creationist Ken DeMyer takes a mere six edits to post his revolutionary insights about the Parkland school shooting on Mainpageright.img Spoiler: Darwin diddit.
Update 2: Huh. We may have found something too
|107||Most people who believe in the theory of evolution inevitably have bouts of depression.img|
It may be that the only way to overcome that is to question the false belief system. (FSTDT link)
|86||Ken compares the British curling team's loss (to Sweden) to the American Revolution.img|
|84||Terry goes on another bizarre rantimg on how transgenderism and homosexuality create "alternate realities" that can exploited by tyrants.img|
|72||1990'sguy compared the Conservapedia article on Wokeimg with Wikipedia's, and concluded that there was impermissible copying from Wikipedia.img No wonder 1990'sguy can't detect bias in writing.|
|85||Dow plunges 666 points. Hmmm, 666???|
Notice how most lamestream media headlines avoid saying the decline was 666 points.img
|73||Andy once again claims the credit for lower Superbowl ratings,img despite doing nothing except having an "Unplug the Superbowl" article (in an encyclopedia), which Andy last touched — prior to the Superbowl — in September.img|
|83||Conservative once again proves Poe's Law with his brand new front page articles on Atheistic Chinese Eating Babiesimg (not to be confused with atheistic Chinese-eating babies) and a page on a meme about atheists eating babies.img|
Aaannnddddd they're gone from the front page.img Because Ken isn't totally obsessed with this WIGO page.
|99||"Special" Forces: Ken DeMyer's SEAL Team Six clumsily shits all overimg the Main Pageimg with regards toimg the ugliness of atheists.img|
Mystery: For a wiki whose notable editors release their photographs, why does this particular editor, who writes so much about the physical characteristics of others (notably, obesityimg), not release a photo of himself to the public domain? Was his undignified retreat from the January 2011 debate also partially due to his reluctance to appear on video as part of the debate conditions? As artificial intelligence is increasingly able to guess whether one is gay from a photograph, is ♥ K e n D o l l ♥, the author of Summa Homosexualita, afraid that his photograph would become a data point in support of Haggard's Law — despite well-publicized attempts to inoculate himself against homosexuality? Are obesity and the opposition to homosexuals serving in the militaryimg reasons why this editor, rather than embarking on a real military career, pathetically attempts to make up for that by referencing notable figures in military history when writing on the Internet, all the while self-loathingly hiding his own face? Is this unwillingness to release his image because of the fear of exposing his own hypocrisy pertaining to physical unattractiveness, obesity and homosexuality, or because of his utter lack of machismo, or both?
September 2018 update: Admins posting obsessive-compulsive garbage on a talk page, or otherwise making Conservapedia look like a playpen for little children.img img