Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/February 2013

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February 2013[edit]


Andy mentions Facebook exploiting the Newtown tragedyimg withoutimg aimg hintimg ofimg ironyimg


No.img (Betteridge's law of headlines in action!)


The great Conservative movie Argo might defeat Lincoln for the Best Picture Oscarimg, because Lincoln has no relevance to modern conservatism at all.


Karajou: Texas teen scores victory in an abortion battle. Court rules the 16 year-old cannot be forced to kill her unborn child.img Very true, but that means CP is in favor of Roe v. Wade.


Andy: "I think some liberals promote and defend video games because of how they lead to ignorance, which results in more votes for Democrats -- similar to how liberals are just fine with millions not being able to read."img This, from the man that celebrates when libraries close.


Andy: God Doesn't spend all his time watching everything that has or will happen(ed)img in the world, and infact is only omniscient when he feels like itimg


Andy: numbers matter unless you are quantifying how few people CP turned out for the March For Life.img


What a dickimg Andy is.


Terry: The government is buying all the ammo, says some guy!img Reality: Guy is using infowars source that can't multiply by 1,000 correctly ("Experts estimate" from Bad journalist points to infowars, which points to a solicitation for 240 thousand rounds but they think it's for 240 million rounds.)


Andy: Oh, if only Oscar Pistorius had married his girlfriend, she might be alive today!img


Andy continues to slide ever deeper into the rabbit holeimg


Andy showcases his knowledge of the Catholic Church.img Cardinals must be under 80 years old to participate in the Papal Conclave.


Conservapedia, 2011: Mardi Gras: Evil, secularized form of "Shrove Tuesday."img Conservapedia, 2013: Mardi Gras: A best new conservative word!!img Left hand, meet right hand, you should talk.


Einstein's work lies in tatters as Andy demonstrates E can't possibly equal mc2 because Hugo Chavezimg.


While Alex00 brings CP's two-years-out-of-date Tunisia article into the current reality,img AugustO brings E=mc2 up from 110 years in the past.img Update: Andy reverted it back to his favored versionimg and locked the page against further editing.


Andy: dismissing proof of E=mc2 as mere argument unworthy of the Pantheon of Conservapedia proven wrong.img


Andy apparently worships a trickster deity who amuses himself by turning off the lights at the Super Bowlimg and burying King Richard III's bones under a parking lotimg.


Ken: Four US states are considering laws that challenge the teaching of Darwinism. Imagine how many more bills will be introduced after Project 200 plus is greatly expanded in its intensity and scope.img Probably thousands - one in each state of the galactic union!


Andy: Many stumble on the issue of whether the selection of terms is perfectly random. The selection of terms need not be random to conclude that a doubling by century intrinsically exists. Think about why.img August: Because you have invented a new kind of statistics?img