Fun talk:Mystery:Is Andy Schlafly a Muslim?

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I would suggest this go into the fun namespace, though a case could be made for it to stay here as well. CЯacke® 15:49, 20 January 2009 (EST)

Moved from Andy article

This article's content was almost completely duplicated in the Fun:Andy article. I'm moving it here in case anyone wants to pull out the best bits and put them into this article.

Reasons why Andy Schlafly is a Muslim

Wafd al-Chl'resny. Yesterday.
Can the FBI stop "Schlafly" before he claims his 72 homeschooled virgins in Paradise?

Andrew Schlafly is convinced that Barack Obama is secretly a Muslim. But what do you know, so is Andy! Here are ten twelve fifteen tell-tale signs - the evidence for him being a Muslim is even stronger than for the next US President!

• He was quoted saying, "Someone is missing the the point about my Muslim faith". And he is not deceitful. Therefore he has Muslim faith! [1]
• He was born Abdul Rahman Shafeeq (that's a Muslim name) but changed his name to fit in at school.

• Andy believes in the Bible - the same Bible that tells the stories of Abraham, Moses and Jesus, prophets revered by Muslims.

• Andy teaches that men should rule and women should be obedient and Muslims teach that as well!

• Andy is a creationist - just like fundamentalist Muslims.

• When he was at school, Andy took holidays at the same time that Muslim children did.

• Andy was brought up in St Louis, a mere 100 miles up-river from Cairo - a town named after the largest Muslim city in the world.

• Andrew Schlafly is an anagram of Wafd al-Chl'resny, which sounds like a Muslim name.

• Andy hates pork-barrel spending. Why does he hate pork so much??? You got it - he's a Muslim!

• Andy thinks Homosexuals should be punished and Muslims think so as well!

• Andy pronounces America completely differently from the way that people in Britain, Spain and India do - something like Uh-murrr-kuh. And what was the religion of the people who set off bombs in Britain, Spain and India? That's right - Muslim!

• Andy has eaten baked beans made by Heinz - the Heinz that makes "57 varieties"! Why 57? As Andy himself can tell you, there are 57 countries which are... Muslim!!

• Andy spells Islam I-S-L-A-M... the exact same way that Muslims do!!

• A picture of Andy with a Muslim-style beard and cap has been published on the internet!!! Right here!!

• And finally, Andy is completely adamant that he's a Christian - the definitive proof he's hiding the fact that he's secretly a Muslim!!!!!

Weird redirects

The redirect for "my Muslim faith" thing goes to Apollo 11 or Predictable (despite the link says Barack Obama)? should it be linked to here or somewhere else? Also can someone investigate that weird redirect thing to see if there are malice involved? [[User:K61824|]][[User_talk:K61824|]] 02:36, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

This was still the case when I went wikilinking today, so I just removed this link and moved the WIGO capture. Seems appropriate. Pretty cute of them to burn his comment, no less redirect to something silly... ~ Kupochama^[1][2] 22:52, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

Andy has not been seen naked in public

Thank God Science! If he had been seen naked in public, those that saw him would require some Brain Bleach to avoid going mad at the Eldritch Abomination that is surely hidden under his clothes! - RationalSpanish^{Sí, soy español, ¿y qué?} 13:00, 24 December 2011 (GMT+1)

Why the deletion?

Perhaps put up a topic of discussion before dropping the blade? [[User:K61824|]][[User_talk:K61824|]] 15:31, 17 April 2012 (UTC)

I assume because it was part of a general CP space cleanup. --Godot On a perdu le contrôle 15:34, 17 April 2012 (UTC)

you missed all the fun. Sophie^{because liberals} 15:36, 17 April 2012 (UTC)

RationalWiki:Do we keep these CP-related articles?, RationalWiki:Do_we_keep_these_CP-related_articles?/Resolved#Mystery:Is Andy Schlafly a Muslim?. When all this is over I'll see about setting up a place for reopening cases where people may argue we've rushed to judgment. Turpis 3:16 (talk) 15:37, 17 April 2012 (UTC)