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User:DickTurpis
As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I pledge to FUCK YOU UP. And I mean fuck you up Big Time! Don't even think of fucking with me! Not even in your fucking dream, motherfucker! I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, I will cut off your damn head and fuck the hole!! Is that all?
FUCK NO!
If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORATIE", YOU ARE A DEAD MAN. You: DEAD. Your family: DEAD. Your dog: DEAD. Your house: BURNT to the ground. Your grave: consecrated with my piss, and, if you're lucky, my semen too.
Don't FUCK with me!
- Drink
- Conservapedia Villanelle
- Atheists deny what they cannot see;
- They view the world without an open mind.
- Deny this and lose all credibility.
- I swear to you the truth shall set you free,
- Look around you and I’m sure you'll find
- Atheists deny what they cannot see.
- Your so-called “evolutionary tree”
- Shows variants just within each kind.
- Deny this and lose all credibility.
- I’ve looked at the facts with regularity
- And to this simple truth I am resigned:
- Atheists deny what they cannot see.
- When the Rapture brings us all eternity
- Ungodly men like you are left behind.
- Deny this and lose all credibility.
- The truth to which all of us should agree,
- As do the justices with which I’ve dined:
- Atheists deny what they cannot see;
- Deny this and lose all credibility.
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Stuff I'm partially responsible for[edit]
Listed here so I can keep track of them:
- Conservapedia:Advantages of Small Classes
- Conservapedia:Barack Obama comparison
- Essay:Greatest achievements of human history
- Fun:Conservative Monopoly
- Debate:Who is the biggest idiot at CP?
- Essay:Types of conservatives
- Conservapedia:Summa Homosexualita
Also did some significant work on:
- Fun:Conservapedia, The Musical (as did almost everyone)
Some useful links I don't want to lose but don't want to bookmark either[edit]
Fun stuff preserved for posterity[edit]
- One of Ken's all-time greatsimg
- Ed "Death to Fags" Poorimg
- Typical indicator of why RobS is fucking retardedimg
- Classic block by Andyimg
Notes to self[edit]
Ignore unless you're me.[1]
- Buy Servotron
- check out The Clash of Civilizations
- ↑ You're not