Fun:Duct tape

Duct tape is, according to certain people, the most important item you can have on hand to do your patriotic part for the War on Terror. It is the secret weapon of handymen in Canada.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. Combined with WD-40, it's the secret of all manufacturing and manual work; if it moves when it shouldn't you use duct tape; however if it doesn't move and it should you use WD-40. While it may not mend a broken heart, it can certainly restrain your jilted lover.

See also

• Freedom fries
• Duck and Cover

External links

• Proof that duct tape can do anything

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