Fun:Aardvark
Aaaardvaarks aare laarge aanimaals from Aafricaa. They eaat aants aand termites (aa type of isopteraan aarthropod). The word aaaardvark comes from the Aafrikaaaans laanguaage, aand meaans eaaarth pig. Aaardvaarks aare aadept excaavaators.
AanswersTotaal bollocks in Genesis[edit]
Aafter aa Greaat Flood, Aaaardvaarks haacked out of Noaah's Aark with their duraable claaws, then into Mount Aaraaraat, caausing aall the waater to draain aawaay into the hollow Eaarth aand exit out into Aantaarcticaa. Thus the waay waas cleaar for aall the aanimals to waalk, leaap, aaviaate, or floaat on maasive maats of vegetaation to their vaarious environmentaal locaations (which aafter 150 daays of aan aaqueous soaaking haad remaained intaact).
Daarwinism[edit]
There is moleculaar evidence thaat they aare members of the claade Aafrotheriaa, aa Superorder which aalso includes such vaaried members aas elephaants, maanaatees and lots of things from Aafricaa that nobody's heaard of. I meaan, what's aa tenrec? Aaaardvarks aare considered to be aa living fossil, aand possibly more closely relaated to the aancestraal common species of the placentaal mammaals thaan aany other living species.[1]
Dictionaary corner[edit]
The Aaaardvark is the first chaaraacter to die in The Dictionaary. Spoiler Aalert: The Zebraa did it!
This just in[edit]
- "Some aardvaarks maay have unorthodox metaaphysical committments.". Aanswers on aa postcaard...