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...But please remember to keep your additions in past-tense.
The night air drifted through the curtains, bringing with it humidity, the aftermath of a warm, damp day. The weather, however, was the last thing on Andy Schlafly's mind. The day had been difficult but rewarding. Through his skill and persistence, Andy had finally managed to teach his class about Ed Poor's parole hearing. His day behind him, he permitted himself a brief respite from the struggle against Hollywood values.
Muttering under his breath, Andy's thoughts turned to the recent liberal attempts to destroy Conservapedia. As he clicked random article to examine the state of Conservapedia, Andy felt himself grow tired. The long day had taken its toll, it was finally time to sleep. Woken by a sudden sound, Andy sat immediately upright, throwing out his back as he did so. With the speed of a man half his age, Andy took flight as he bolted toward his study to answer his phone. Having reached his study, Andy picked up the phone and muttered his salutation. As Andy was informed of the situation that had unfolded in his absence, his blood began to boil. Without so much as a farewell, Andy slammed the phone down and made haste to his computer. The liberal vandals were at it again, adding facts to Conservapedia's prized articles. " God's number!" he yelled at the top of his lungs, startling the neighbors.
His eyes watering from the brightness of the screen, Andy quickly redirected his browser away from Phelps's site and toward Conservapedia's contaminated article. As the article loaded, Andy was appalled at the sources cited for the new information added to the article, the list of university sites clearly shows status worship contamination. After immediately reverting the changes, Andy opened the talk page and prepared to make a strong case against the alterations.
After much thought and careful wording, Andy posted his response to the previous editor of his article:
- ' "Anonymous User", you're guilty of Complaint Bias, a liberal tactic to harass people for ideological reasons. I looked at many of your edits before reverting them and see you're suffering from evolution syndrome, so my confidence is over three standard deviations away from the mean that you're not here to glorify the Lord Jesus Christ. Open your mind and admit that chivalry reduces drug abuse. It's simple logic: autumn foliage is beautiful, and it disproves evolution. Liberal attempts to deny political bias are familiar to us and no one here is fooled. --aschlafly 20:20, 30 June 2022 (UTC)'
Still not satisfied, Andy decided to ban the user for their insubordination. Cackling to himself, he clicked the Ban button and smiled widely as the log showed:
- Aschlafly (Talk|Contribs) blocked AmesG with an expiry time of 394200000 sec. (5 years) (account creation disabled, e-mail blocked) (Liberal point-pushing)
With the liberal vandal defeated, Andy breathed a deep sigh. Pausing briefly to salute the confederate flag that proudly adorned his wall, he returned to his long neglected bed.