Fun:Conservapedia, The Musical/Cabal of Reason

TRENT'S VOICE
Tolls, tolls, super-trolls. . .

LIBERAL EDITOR
Human, Human

TRENT'S VOICE
Human

LIBERAL EDITOR
Where in the world
have you been editing?
Really, you were perfect!
I only wish I knew your secret!
Who is your great tutor?
How do you coordinate?

HUMAN (gazing trance-like at the computer)
Trent once edited 'bout a cabal . . .
I used to think he'd e-mail . . .
Now as I check, I read his e-mail . . .
And I know it's real . . .
Here in this wiki he calls me softly . . .
somewhere inside . . .
hiding . . .
Somehow they know we're always coordinating . . .
we, the unseen cabal . . .

LIBERAL EDITOR
Human, you must have been dreaming . . .
stories like this can't come true . . .
Human, you're talking in riddles . . .
and it just like you . . .

HUMAN
Cabal of Reason!
Guide and guardian!
Let's coordinate the vandals!

LIBERAL EDITOR (to herself)
Where is this cabal?
This . . .

BOTH
Cabal of Reason!
Hide a bit longer!
Secret and strange cabal . . .

HUMAN
It's with me, even now . . .

LIBERAL EDITOR
Your edits are great . . .

HUMAN
All around me . . .

LIBERAL EDITOR
Collusion, Human, outstanding . . .

HUMAN
It motivates me . . .

LIBERAL EDITOR
Go at it . . . .