Fun:Conservapedia, The Musical/I'm Dreaming Of a White President

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White president

I'm dreaming of a white president
just like the Ron we had before
where the GOP wins and nobody sins-
just like the happy days of yore.

I'm dreaming of a white president
just like the ones I used to know
where the ballots are cast and then at last
in right-wing chickenhawks go.

I'm dreaming of a white president
With every CP post I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your presidents be white.

I'm dreaming of a white President,
just like the ones I used to know
may your days be merry and bright
and may all your presidents be white.

I'm dreaming of a white president
with every essay-screed I write
May your days be merry and bright
and may all your presidents be white.

May your days be merry and bright
and may all your presidents be white.

May all your presidents be white (all your presidents be white).
May all your presidents be white (all your presidents be white).
And may all your presidents be
(All your presidents be white)
(All your presidents be white)