Fun:Conservapedia, The Musical/Just you wait (Richard Dawkins)

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(To be sung in the whiny, nasal Schlafly voice)

Just you wait, Richard Dawkins, just you wait!
You'll recant evolution, but it'll be too late!
You'll be on fire, I'll have a halo,
just don't say I didn't say so.
Just you wait, Richard Dawkins, Just you wait!

Just you wait, Richard Dawkins, 'til that pearly gate,
Where St. Pete decrees your soul's eternal fate.
All your wit and British charm,
don't compare with Satan's smarm.
oh ho ho, Richard Dawkins, just you wait.

Oooooh, Richard Dawkins!
You know Stalin was an atheist like you too?
Oooooh, Richard Dawkins!
In Soviet Russia, Professor values you!
When you're in the gulag dying, don't come to me crying.
Oh ho ho, Richard Dawkins!
Oh ho ho, Richard Dawkins, just you wait!

One day I'll be raptured, with a halo and wings.
At the right hand of the father, and his host of seraphim.
One evening the king of kings will say:"Oh, Andy old thing,
I want all of Heaven your praises to sing.
Next week on the 20th of May, I proclaim Conservapedia day!
All the saved will celebrate the glory of you,
and whatever you pray for I gladly will do."

"Thanks a lot, Jesus" says I, in a manner well-bred,
But all I want is Richard Dawkin's head!
"Done!" says Jesus with a stroke.
"Tell Lucifer to bring forth this bloke!"

Then they'll march you, Richard Dawkins, to the wall,
and Jesus'll tell me "Andy, sound the call."
As angels raise their flaming swords to do ya,
I'll cry "Glory, hallelujah!"
Oh ho ho, Richard Dawkins,
Down you'll go, Richard Dawkins!
Just. You. Wait.