Fun:Conservapedia, The Musical/Mobocracy on the Wiki

This Conservapedia-related article is of largely historical interest and is no longer the focus of RationalWiki today. Conservapedia (and religious fundamentalism to an extent) was a major focal point in the early history of RationalWiki, but long ago ceased coming up with new ways to appall and amuse. Our energies are now spent debunking other, fresher examples of pseudoscientific claims, authoritarianism, and deceit. For RationalWiki's less ancient content, try the Best of RationalWiki.

Based on Adrian Edmonson's lounge-jazz version of "Anarchy in the UK", originally written by the Sex Pistols. The lyrics in brackets are the spoken words bit at the end of the chorus phrases.

Sung in the seedy RationalWiki Saloon Bar as the RationalWikians enjoy the liberal life of binge drinking, smoking, and carefree toilet sex.

VERSE
We are the anti-cons,

We are all someone's socks,

We know what we want and we know how to get it,

We want to destroy Conservapedia,

CHORUS
Coz we are a mobocracy,
(No "Godspeed")

VERSE
Anarchy on the interwebs,

It's here today and maybe,

Schlafly, TK and Conservative,

They'll see what it's like when we fight the good fight,

CHORUS
Coz we,

We wanna be a mobocracy,

(On the Wiki!)

VERSE
There's many ways to get what he wants,

There's "open mind", "Godspeed", and "liberal deceit",

He uses the Reagan bit,

But we know he's full of shit,

CHORUS
Coz we are a mobocracy,
(It's the only thing we know!)

VERSE
Is this the WP?

Or is this the Conserva-P?

Or is this the A-S-oh-K?

Cuz I thought it was the RationalWiki!

CHORUS
Or just another website,

(Another online drinking bar)

We wanna be mobocracy
Coz we are a mobocracy,

(Teh RationalWiki!)

And we wanna be mobocracy,

(We get pissed! Liberal site...)