Fun:Conservapedia, The Musical/The Blocks of CP

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Based on The Guns of Brixton by the Clash.

Proposed scene to be used in: Night of the Blunt Knives

VERSE
When he kicks down user doors,

How you gonna come?

With a new sock by your hand,

Or RationalWiki your new chum?

When TK breaks in,

How you gonna go?

Blocked out of the mainpage?

Or waiting in the talk?

CHORUS
You can block us,

You can snark us,

And we have to answer to,

Ah-ah the blocks of CP.

VERSE
The power feels good,

Conservapedia's won,

But surely a time will come,

For the vandal site again.

You see his friends like Kendoll,

Born under American sun,

A closet-case insomniac,

And he still thinks he has won.

CHORUS
You can block us,

You can snark us,

And we have to answer to,

Ah-ah the blocks of CP.


VERSE
When he kicks down user doors,

How you gonna come?

With a new sock by your hand,

Or RationalWiki your new chum?

CHORUS
You can block us,

You can snark us,

And even rangeblock,

But ah-ah the blocks of CP.

VERSE
Blocked out of the mainpage,

No editing on talk,

His game was pure pwnage,

And silenece deceitists.

CHORUS
You can block us,

You can snark us,

And we have to answer to,

Ah-ah the blocks of CP.

Ah-ah the blocks of CP.

Ah-ah the blocks of CP.