Fun:Conservapedia, The Musical/Wiki on a Cloud

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Wiki on a Cloud[edit]

Sung by Andy Schlafly

To the tune of "Castle on a Cloud" - Les Miserables


There is a wiki on a cloud
I like to go there all the time
Aren't any liberal facts you'll find
Not in my wiki on a cloud


I know a place where Earth is young
It's been around six thousand years
Evolution is not allowed
Not in my wiki on a cloud


There are my sysops, they're all white
They keep filthy liberals out of sight
They're all straight and they're not too bright
And they say: "Schlafly, you're always, always right."


I know that Reagan tore down a wall
Dawkins is no professor too
And Obama belongs to the House of Saud
So says my wiki on a cloud