Fun:Conservapedia, The Musical/You're a Dumb One, Mr. Ken
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(To the tune of You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch by Albert Hague and Dr. Seuss, which we do not own)
ACE MCWICKED
- You're a dumb one, Mr. Ken
- You really are a heel
- You're homophobic as a WBCer
- You've got the machismo of an eel
- Mr. Ke-EN!
- Your brain's a not-so-intelligently-designed banana with a
- Greasy black peel!
- You're deluded, Mr. Ken
- Your skull's an empty hole
- You think atheism's dying when it's growing
- You're horrible at being a troll
- Mr. Ke-EN!
- Whenever someone disagrees with you on Assfly's blog, you block them with a
- Thirty-nine-and-a-half-mile-sized range block-pole!
- You hate atheists, Mr. Ken
- You think we're fat and cruel
- You blame Chinese atheists for COVID
- You think discrimination against us is good
- Mr. Ke-EN!
- The three words that best describe your clumsy attempts at link-spamming
- Are as follows, and I quote:
- "Lame, lame, lame!"
- Fred would be proud of you, Mr. Ken
- 'Cuz your such a hateful man (child!)
- You applaud Brunei for torturing and killing gays
- You think it's just another setback for tEh GaY
- Mr. Ke-EN!
- Your mind is an appalling and amusing dump heap
- Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of ridiculous
- Ideas imaginable
- Written in a plagiaristic, dishonest way!
- You kill my brain cells, Mr. Ken
- Your stupid's contagious
- You're a numbskulled, bigoted mental-midget
- And you help run a hateful blog
- Mr. Ke-EN!
- You're a three-decker atheophobia and homophobia peanut butter sandwich
- With Kool-Aid sauce!