Fun:Conservapedia, The Musical/You Can't Stop Deceit
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Tmtoulouse
You can't stop a lunatic
When he's ranting on the net.
You can try to tell him "Loose Change" aint true,
But you know he'll just stay set.
And there's so many of them out there
That's it's better to forget.
'Cause the blogs keep pumping
Crazies out
And the forums keep making
Liars shout,
"I'm absolutely right
There is no doubt."
Tmtoulouse and Linus
But you can't stop deceit.
Ever since CP began
People found that if they spoke truth
They could quickly get banned.
They wouldn't listen if you tried to
Say there's no liberal conspiracy.
'Cause you can't stop
The fire of a liar
Or the rage of a loon.
You can try to if you wanna
But their lies are immune
To common sense or logic.
You can take all afternoon and still
You can't stop deceit.
PalMD
You can't stop the abortion lies
Even though you know it isn't true.
Human
Schlafly knows there's no link to breast cancer
And his views are all askew.
PalMD
And when I tried to fight it, Human
Schlafly just said, "Screw You."
'Cause the blogs keep pumping
Crazies out
And the forums keep making
Liars shout,
"I'm absolutely right
There is no doubt."
PalMD and Human
But you can't stop deceit.
Ever since the InterTubes took flight
People found they could make up crap
Didn't have to be right.
And I know it's kinda pointless
But I'm gonna fight anyway.
But you can't stop the
Fire of a liar
Or the zeal of a crank.
If arguments had odor then
All theirs would be rank.
And I really hate to do this
But I'm gonna be frank and say
That you can't stop deceit.
AmesG
You can't stop an ID hack
Ignoring morganucodon,
Austrilopothecus,
Limnoscelis, tulerpeton,
Tseajaia, archaeopteryx,
And the list goes on and on
AmesG and All
'Cause the blogs keep pumping
Crazies out
And the forums keep making
Liars shout,
"I'm absolutely right
There is no doubt."
But you can't stop deceit.
Ever since CP began
People found that if they spoke truth
They could quickly get banned.
They wouldn't listen if you tried to
Say there's no liberal conspiracy.
'Cause you can't stop
The fire of a liar
Or the rage of a loon.
You can try to if you wanna
But their lies are immune
To common sense or logic.
You can take all afternoon and still
You can't stop deceit.
Cracker
You can't stop a Young Earther
When he tries to say
That, "We know the speed of light
Must have had time to decay.
No science can be true
If it contradicts the biblical way."
Cracker and All
'Cause the blogs keep pumping
Crazies out
And the forums keep making
Liars shout,
"I'm absolutely right
There is no doubt."
All
But you can't stop deceit.
Ever since the InterTubes took flight
People found they could make up crap
Didn't have to be right.
And I know it's kinda pointless
But I'm gonna fight anyway.
But you can't stop the
Fire of a liar
Or the zeal of a crank.
If arguments had odor then
All theirs would be rank.
And I really hate to do this
But I'm gonna be frank and say
That you can't stop deceit.
Aah, aah, aah
Aah, aah, aah
Aah, aah, aah
Ever since there was a place
Where people were anonymous
And could lie to your face,
We've been fighting for the truth
But we might be losing this race
Anyway.
Because you can't stop the
Fire of a liar
Or the zeal of a crank.
If arguments had odor then
All theirs would be rank.
And I really hate to do this
But I'm gonna be frank and say
That you can't stop deceit.
You can't stop deceit!
You can't stop deceit!
You can't stop deceit!
You can't stop deceit!