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Necker cube.svg Tired of laughing? RationalWiki has a slightly more serious article about France.

France is a beautiful country near England; like Wales, which is also near England, it is spoilt only by the nature of its inhabitants.

Also like Wales, it has, over the eons, been rebellious against the obvious superiority of the English race.[1]

Unlike the Welsh, French people out of their country remain arrogant and obnoxious.

To say the name of the country is rightly regarded as a bad thing. It is customary after doing this to turn round three times, spit and say "Whurra" to break the bad luck.

They eat frogs, snails, and puppy dog tails. A common slang for the French people is frogs, which may or may not be due to their horrible language and how it is pronounced. While not as bad as calling a black man a you-know-what, it's still pretty offensive, and should only be reserved for sporting events. Damn those evil frogs.

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  1. Who are basically the savage result of interbreeding by Vikings, Normans, and Romans during their various occupations of the country.