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The Jebon is a hypothetical subatomic particle which holds molecules together by the Power of Jesus.

Scientists using the Large Hadron Collider at CERN have so far failed to detect Jebons (presumably because Godless Europeans try to use science to detect particles and refuse to use prayer or faith). The other God particle has also excaped detection by those Godless Un-American scientists.