Fun:Jeremy Corbyn

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Jeremy Corbyn with his Chairman Mao-style shotguns

Jeremy Corbyn is a dangerous maoist Al-Qaeda supporting antisemite, and leader of the marxist Labour Party. He rides a Chairman Mao-style bicycle, and he wants to destroy Britain by helping the working class and the poor.

What is a Chairman Mao-style bicycle ?[edit]

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A Chairman Mao-style bicycle is what you ride, wearing a Chairman Mao Jacket, to go to the library to read Chairman Mao's books








Corbyn's dangerous plan for UK[edit]

  • He wants to nationalize stuff, just like Marx ;
  • He wants more government intervention in housing, which means we could live in a terrible dystopia where poor people aren't homeless ;
  • He wants to promote lazyness by creating four new bank holidays ;
  • His Chairman Mao-quoting pick for Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer, John McDonnell argues for basic income (which is literally socialism), wants to double the UK’s co-operative sector (democratically controlled business=communism, remember) ;








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