Fun:Jeremy Corbyn

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Jeremy Corbyn is a dangerous maoist Al-Qaeda supporting Stalin reincarnated antisemite, and leader of the marxist Labour Party. He rides a Chairman Mao-style bicycle, and he wants to destroy Britain by helping the working class and the poor.

Corbyn's dangerous plan for UK[edit]

  • He wants to nationalize stuff, just like Marx ;
  • He wants more government intervention in housing, which means we could live in a terrible dystopia where poor people aren't homeless ;
  • He wants to promote lazyness by creating four new bank holidays ;
  • His Chairman Mao-quoting pick for Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer, John McDonnell argues for basic income (which is literally socialism), wants to double the UK’s co-operative sector (democratically controlled business=communism, remember) ;

Why Boris is better[edit]

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  • Get Brexit Done Get Brexit Done Get Brexit Done Get Brexit Done Get Brexit Done Get Brexit Done Get Brexit Done
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  • Get Brexit Done Get Brexit Done Get Brexit Done Get Brexit Done Get Brexit Done Get Brexit Done Get Brexit Done
  • Get Brexit Done Get Brexit Done Get Brexit Done Get Brexit Done Get Brexit Done Get Brexit Done Get Brexit Done
  • Kill disabled people[1]
  • Get Brexit Done Get Brexit Done Get Brexit Done Get Brexit Done Get Brexit Done Get Brexit Done Get Brexit Done

References[edit]

  1. ↑ https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/nov/03/tory-candidate-francesca-obrien-wrote-people-benefits-street-should-be-put-down
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