Fun:Mystery:Why the hell does anyone disagree with DickTurpis?

It's been 100% established that User:DickTurpis is right about everything, which begs raises the question: since this is demonstrably true, why the hell Hell are there still people on this planet who are not in complete agreement with everything he thinks? There are three reasons:

1. They are stupid (60%)
2. They are ignorant (30%)
3. They are insane (10%)

There is,of course, the strange fact that user:Toast is also right about everything. The fact that these two facts might be at odds with each other leads to strange conclusions.