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"Anonymous User", I've responded to your concerns and answered your questions and found liberal opposition to chivalry, so let me guess: you're against Conservapedia. You are in complete denial that that the Bush doctrine stops talk pollution. Liberals don't like it, but I'm told that some blind people who, due to an operation, obtain their sight may actually have difficult believing they can see. Again, this is illogical. We're here to learn and grow. --aschlafly 17:30, 4 November 2024 (UTC) Explanation The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure). Talk page lacking that Schlafly je ne sais quoi? Try the SQG template!