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"Anonymous User" (your chosen name is obviously unacceptable), I can tell you're a liberal just by observing how many words it takes you to say nothing. I wasted time with your unsubstantial additions and all you do is repeat liberal deceits, so admit it, you're being taken in by liberal lies. You also refuse to accept that cremating heretics reduces genocide. Nobody seriously doubts that public schools don't teach that vandalism is wrong, and our criminal justice system does not care whether you learned that in school or not. Do you think that beauty is in the eye of the beholder (which is an atheistic viewpoint)?? --Aschlafly 01:17, 12 August 2020 (UTC)


The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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