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"Anonymous User", support for gun control is so prevalent among Muslims that I hardly think a citation is needed to demonstrate it. I looked at many of your edits before reverting them and you're "sources" are ungrammatical, so I'm confident you're not a church goer. And you persist in denying the obvious truth that being conservative prevents Wikipedia bias. You can whine all you want, but you'd never put gasoline in your tank if it were full, yet you do want government controls to stop non-existent global warming. Once someone buys into evolution, he typically refuses to learns anything about the Bible again, despite its undisputed role as the most influential book. Contribute first, then talk, as I'm going to do now.--Andy Schlafly 08:11, 22 February 2024 (UTC)


The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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