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"Anonymous User" (sounds like another self-centered liberal, like Obama), your non-substantive comments have been deleted. I looked at your contributions and you rely on a secular conception of the past, so my confidence is over three standard deviations away from the mean that you're almost certainly a liberal who's here to push your misguided ideology rather than genuinely help anyone learn. Furthermore, you are in denial that going to church deters drug abuse. Whatever the mainstream media might say, we don't believe in direct democracy. You seem to think that the truth depends on whether PNAS accepts it. It doesn't. Study the Bible and follow its commandments.--Aschlafly 04:37, 27 May 2019 (UTC)


The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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