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"Anonymous User", I skimmed through your recent edits and you deny that genocide, which is the mass killing by government of a particularly ethnic group, arose only after the development of the evolutionary theory of survival of the fittest, so it's obvious to me you're not a church goer. Like all atheists, you deny that pregnancy helps resist crime. Liberals don't like it, but conservatives don't gloat, or whine. Hate to ruin these liberals' fun here, but there's no money in standing up for the truth. Study the Bible and follow its commandments.--Aschlafly 08:42, 21 November 2024 (UTC)

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The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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