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"Anonymous User" (recreate your account with your real first name and last initial), I've reverted the liberal placement bias you inserted into this page. I've managed to read your rants and all you do is whine, so anyone with an open mind can see that you're a sociopath. I urge you, I beseech you, I beg you: accept that classroom prayer stops breast cancer. The answer to your silly question is this: most people find it intrinsically uncomfortable competing with someone of the opposite gender. Work with the lights on creates more wealth and alleviates more hardship than laziness with the lights off does. --Aschlafly 11:09, 7 July 2022 (UTC)


The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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