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Fun:Schlafly Quote Generator

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Conservapedia (and religious fundamentalism to an extent) was a major focal point in the early history of RationalWiki, but long ago ceased coming up with new ways to appall and amuse.
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"Anonymous User" (I notice how you hide behind an alias), perhaps Obama thinks the soldiers drove the humvees to Iraq!!! I wasted time with your unsubstantial additions and you rely on a secular conception of the past, so clearly you're lacking a largely defensive weapon of gun. I urge you, I beseech you, I beg you: accept that feudalism deters crime. Believe what you like, but the odds against a Muslim converting to Christianity are greater than 100 to 1. Maybe you should plan a career as a public school teacher. This is logic and there is nothing ironic about it.--aschlafly 07:43, 18 April 2025 (UTC)

Explanation[edit]

The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them — they're usually the less insane sounding ones. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).

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