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"Anonymous User" (if that is your real name), dude, where's your logic? I looked at many of your edits before reverting them and found propaganda supporting tax-payer funded abortion and higher taxes, so my confidence is over three standard deviations away from the mean that you're easily taken in by Hollywood Values. You also refuse to accept that faith reduces sexually transmitted diseases. Contrary to what many of you obese atheists like to claim, if you don't know about animals fleeing to high ground before a tsunami hits the shoreline, then open your mind and learn about it first. You have free will to reject whatever you want, but you're only hurting yourself by that approach. People who do open their minds are amazed by the insights and happiness it brings. And may God help those who deny Christ after what He went through.--aschlafly 04:31, 18 October 2019 (UTC)


The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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