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"Anonymous User" (obviously your parents were unbelievers to give you such a pagan name), what's another name for a self-centered, uncharitable person who censors classroom prayer? An atheist. I've managed to read your rants and found propaganda supporting tax-payer funded abortion and higher taxes, so let me guess: you're a sociopath. Furthermore, you are in denial that feudalism prevents gun control. Liberals don't like it, but Jesus emphasized Hell more than Heaven. By the way, if you're "a really happy guy," you're a lucky one, like the smoker who lives to his 80s. Many atheists (and smokers) are not so lucky. --aschlafly 06:12, 1 September 2025 (UTC)

Explanation[edit]

The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them — they're usually the less insane sounding ones. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).

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