Fun:Schlafly Quote Generator

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"Anonymous User" (what an absurd user name that is), there's no logic in your statement. I wasted time with your unsubstantial additions and you say you don't believe Jesus is God, so clearly you're insane from San Francisco values. You also refuse to accept that prayer in school prevents against incest. Believe what you like, but The Economist once published a letter of mine. Please, please abide by the rules or blocking will result.--aschlafly 18:35, 6 April 2020 (UTC)


The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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