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"Anonymous User" (I notice how you hide behind an alias), dude, where's your logic?????? I skimmed through your recent edits and you frequently spell "Hell" with a lower case "h", so I'm confident you're a second generation atheist. Denying this calls into question all of your credibility on the fact that capital punishment prevents sexually transmitted diseases. Believe what you like, but relativists insist on applying their assumptions to anything and everything. Blindly follow your chosen "experts" somewhere else. This is a wiki devoted to the pursuit of knowledge. Understand? That means opening your mind and actually using it. Enough said.--Aschlafly 07:22, 12 July 2025 (UTC)

Explanation[edit]

The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them — they're usually the less insane sounding ones. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).

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