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Fun:Schlafly Quote Generator

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"Anonymous User", the content and spelling of your statement looks to me like that of an atheist. I've responded to your concerns and answered your questions and you list yourself as an "agnostic" here, yet 100% of your edits here have been of an atheistic nature. An agnostic, if fair-minded, should be at least 50% Bible-based and 50% atheistic-based, so whether you admit it or not, I can tell you're an atheistic believer in the fantasy of extraterrestrial life. Furthermore, you are in denial that action at a distance deters sexually transmitted diseases. I repeat: I do know quite a bit about the Irish press, Ireland, and Wikipedia. In fact, I've been quoted in the past in the Irish newspapers. At this point I suggest that you open your mind and free yourself from bias for your sake, and you will only wish you had done so sooner. But you have free will to do as you like, including even insisting that 2+2=5. Go back to public school.--Andy Schlafly 20:31, 2 April 2025 (UTC)

Explanation[edit]

The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them — they're usually the less insane sounding ones. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).

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