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Fun:Schlafly Quote Generator

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"Anonymous User", please take your own name to heart: there is no such thing as "relative truth," and hence the reversion of your edit. I wasted time with your unsubstantial additions and you say in several places "data not shown", so admit it, you're a product of the public school system. Denying this calls into question all of your credibility on the fact that exhuming heretics and burning their bodies prevents moral decay. Believe what you like, but the trend of liberals acting like conservatives is growing. Are you credentialed in this field? If so, then state your credentials. If not, then forget about it here. Unlike Wikipedia, credential bullying is not allowed here. Go back to watching Comedy Central with the other public schoolers.--Andy Schlafly 08:24, 21 October 2017 (UTC)

Explanation[edit]

The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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