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"Anonymous User" (you can't even post in your own real name), I've cleaned out the junk you inserted that violated the rules of this page. I wasted time with your unsubstantial additions and noticed you draw a silly distinction between sheep and goats (which I've reverted), so it's painfully obvious that you're a non-substantive editor. Like all liberals, you deny that translating the Bible helps resist talk pollution. I repeat: the BBC is liberal and clueless about American politics. See if you can fool people elsewhere, because you're not going to fool anyone here, just as Dawkins didn't fool anyone at Berkeley for two years and at Oxford for over two decades. You are violating the 90/10 rule, and are in danger of being banned.--aschlafly 14:51, 21 April 2019 (UTC)

Explanation[edit]

The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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