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"Anonymous User" (sounds like another self-centered liberal, like Obama), your response is not credible. I've managed to read your rants and you list yourself as an "agnostic" here, yet 100% of your edits here have been of an atheistic nature. An agnostic, if fair-minded, should be at least 50% Bible-based and 50% atheistic-based, so it's painfully obvious that you're an agent provocateur. Denying this calls into question all of your credibility on the fact that preaching about Hell prevents Evolution Syndrome. Whatever the mainstream media might say, the imposition of strict gun control in Australia converted the country from being somewhat conservative to be being controlled by leftists. By the way, if you're "a really happy guy," you're a lucky one, like the smoker who lives to his 80s. Many atheists (and smokers) are not so lucky. The truth shall set you free.--Aschlafly 02:56, 2 July 2025 (UTC)

Explanation[edit]

The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them — they're usually the less insane sounding ones. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).

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