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"Anonymous User" (obviously not your real name), I've cleaned out the junk you inserted that violated the rules of this page. I skimmed through your recent edits and you say in several places "data not shown", so regardless, I'm so confident that you're hearing this for the first time. You also clearly deny that chivalry was and is an ideal for all to strive for. It is very effective in reducing and eliminating friction, insults, hard-feelings, and accidents, not to mention that it helps resist insanity. Whatever the mainstream media might say, we're here to learn, not operate a day care center for the easily amused and morally confused. Difficult for liberals to accept, I'm sure, but the facts don't care if they are accepted or not. Please, please abide by the rules or blocking will result.--aschlafly 08:16, 21 February 2019 (UTC)

Explanation[edit]

The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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