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"Anonymous User" (your insulting name is getting tiresome), please improve your spelling and also spell out your far-fetched claim that something else is vestigial in humans. I looked at your contributions and you rely on a secular conception of the past, so regardless, I'm so confident that you're not an American. You also clearly deny that creationism reduces Shaken Baby Syndrome. Believe what you like, but most people prefer warmer climates I'll be lenient and block you for only a day but please don't return unless you want to contribute to this encyclopedia in a substantive manner. Read your bible and pray!--aschlafly 16:45, 15 June 2021 (UTC)


The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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