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"Anonymous User" (you're not credible, liberal), I've managed to read your rants and found them to be barely related to the point at issue here, so admit it, you're wrong. Like all atheists, you deny that conservative talk radio deters violence. The answer to your silly question is this: it's not that difficult for Obama to post his real birth certificate. I suppose that if you were in the communist Soviet Union then you would have denied that Stalin was deified also. --Aschlafly 21:44, 1 May 2024 (UTC)

Explanation[edit]

The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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