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"Anonymous User" (obviously not your real name), why are you limiting this only to evidence? Surely logic is worthwhile also. I skimmed through your recent edits and you frequently spell "Hell" with a lower case "h", so admit it, you're lying. Denying this calls into question all of your credibility on the fact that chivalry was and is an ideal for all to strive for. It is very effective in reducing and eliminating friction, insults, hard-feelings, and accidents, not to mention that it stops Evolution Syndrome. Nobody seriously doubts that the death penalty increases the possibility of redemption. Many other sites offer game-playing, ranting, bickering, and blogging opportunities. Open your mind a bit, please, for your own sake. Godspeed.--Andy Schlafly 23:24, 14 April 2024 (UTC)


The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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