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"Anonymous User", do you ever cite a specific passage from the Bible? I skimmed through your recent edits and you deny that liberals get a thrill out of deceit for its own sake alone, so regardless, I'm so confident that you're an evolutionist. And you persist in denying the obvious truth that Conservapedia helps resist insanity. In sum, most books (other than the Bible) are liberal claptrap. You can join other liberals in losing credibility by refusing to admit that liberals deify government officials. Thanks and Godspeed.--Andy Schlafly 00:59, 19 April 2024 (UTC)

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The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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