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"Anonymous User" (what a ridiculous user name!), it's not that complicated. I reread the beginning of your rant at the top of this section and found a serious of insertions of the form [citation needed] or more obnoxious banners, so whether you admit it or not, I can tell you're a liberal troll. Like all atheists, you deny that going to church deters atheism. Whatever the mainstream media might say, ideas do have consequences and do cause harm. Have you complained to Wikipedia about its obscenity yet!? Read my posting below and contribute to this encyclopedia, or go rant somewhere else.--Andy Schlafly 03:45, 27 July 2024 (UTC)

Explanation[edit]

The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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