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"Anonymous User", your conclusion is backhanded at best, and you still seem to push a double standard. I looked at many of your edits before reverting them and it's the high word:substance ratio that characterizes the liberal every time, so I'm confident you're almost certainly a liberal who's here to push your misguided ideology rather than genuinely help anyone learn. I urge you, I beseech you, I beg you: accept that abstinence helps resist abortion. Believe what you like, but it was deceitful for Obama to set up teleprompters to address reporters in an elementary school, because that creates a false impression for viewers that he was speaking from his mind rather than reading from a script. I bet there will be some new prosecutions based on vandalism of this new technology of wiki, and it's not going to be pretty. Enough said.--Aschlafly 05:34, 5 November 2024 (UTC) Explanation The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure). Talk page lacking that Schlafly je ne sais quoi? Try the SQG template!