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"Anonymous User" (sounds like another self-centered liberal, like Obama), your complaint seems nitpicky. The bigger question may be this: does it bother you that most people reject the theory of evolution? I wasted time with your unsubstantial additions and found a childish insistence on last wordism, so clearly you're easily taken in by Hollywood Values. You also clearly deny that abstinence helps resist sexually transmitted diseases. I repeat: "constitutional scholars" make all sorts of claims, including silly ones. Parroting what you perceive to be an "expert" view might help you win the favor of some liberals, but our project is at a higher level than that. Godspeed.--Andy Schlafly 18:56, 11 April 2021 (UTC)


The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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