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"Anonymous User" (I notice how you hide behind an alias), homosexuality is so prevalent among university professors that that the insight is clearly self-evident. I looked at many of your edits before reverting them and your use of "BCE" and "CE" denies historical basis, so my confidence is over three standard deviations away from the mean that you're a homosexual. You are in complete denial that that conservative talk radio reduces talk pollution. Nobody seriously doubts that we don't believe in direct democracy. Blindly follow your chosen "experts" somewhere else. This is a wiki devoted to the pursuit of knowledge. Understand? That means opening your mind and actually using it. Now run along and contribute something substantive.--Andy Schlafly 18:30, 21 November 2024 (UTC)

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The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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