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"Anonymous User" (obviously not your real name), I've responded to your concerns and answered your questions and you rely on hearsay, judges laugh at hearsay, so whether you admit it or not, I can tell you're a victim of Professor values. Furthermore, you deny that gun ownership reduces abortion. Contrary to what many of you obese atheists like to claim, Mozart, Haydn, and Schubert are not as great as the German composers. Why does the likelihood of Obama's being a Muslim bother you and other liberals so much? Please, please abide by the rules or blocking will result.--aschlafly 19:25, 2 May 2024 (UTC)

Explanation[edit]

The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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