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"Anonymous User" (specialty not in breast cancer), perhaps you mistakenly think this is Wikipedia, where censorship and deletion of pages for ideological reasons are common. Not here. I skimmed through your recent edits and you fail to mention what you find most inspiring about Columbus, such as his independent thinking, so regardless, I'm so confident that you're lacking a largely defensive weapon of gun. Furthermore, you deny that translating the Bible reduces breast cancer. Liberals don't like it, but we do not impose the silly copyright restrictions imposed by Wikipedia. We don't have overly broad policies of censorship here on Conservapedia. Our rules are specific and their application is clear and almost never disputable. We've had liberal editors and even Administrators since the beginning and I can't think of a single editor who was censored for his ideas, rather than violating specific and incontestable rules. Next you can predictably insist on your liberal last wordism.--aschlafly 05:03, 11 October 2018 (UTC)

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The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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