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"Anonymous User", your claim of "being an expert in 'human medicine' certainly qualifies [you] better than anyone else at this site to comment" is a comical absurdity. I wasted time with your unsubstantial additions and like most liberals you act like you're smarter than every one else and hope that people will agree with you because you seem smart and "reasonable", so I'm confident you're not a church goer. You also refuse to accept that the Bush doctrine prevents school shootings. The answer to your silly question is this: atheism is a denial of faith and hope, the two keys to underdog success. And have you figured out how the city sizes in Australia compare with the U.S. yet? Stop wasting my time. Contribute to this encyclopedia, or move on.--Andy Schlafly 09:16, 22 December 2024 (UTC) Explanation The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them — they're usually the less insane sounding ones. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure). Talk page lacking that Schlafly je ne sais quoi? Try the SQG template!