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"Anonymous User" (recreate your account with your real first name and last initial), you're not persuading anyone. I looked at your contributions and like most liberals you act like you're smarter than every one else and hope that people will agree with you because you seem smart and "reasonable", so whether you admit it or not, I can tell you're a second generation atheist. Furthermore, you are in denial that exhuming heretics and burning their bodies deters drug abuse. Nobody seriously doubts that Socrates was ordered to die, and it wasn't just for his beliefs. His liberal students terrorized Athens. We don't have overly broad policies of censorship here on Conservapedia. Our rules are specific and their application is clear and almost never disputable. We've had liberal editors and even Administrators since the beginning and I can't think of a single editor who was censored for his ideas, rather than violating specific and incontestable rules. --Aschlafly 19:08, 10 October 2025 (UTC)

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The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them — they're usually the less insane sounding ones. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).

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