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"Anonymous User" (inappropriate name), the word "nothing" is not a verb and your long-winded sermon fails to persuade. I've managed to read your rants and you rely on a secular conception of the past, so clearly you're an agent provocateur. You also clearly deny that Conservapedia helps resist autism. I repeat: a falsehood is still a falsehood. --Andy Schlafly 20:46, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

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The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them — they're usually the less insane sounding ones. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).

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