Fun:Sir Paul McCartney

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Sir Paul and his violin bass. (This isn't even the only instrument he can play.)

Sir Paul McCartney (1942 - still alive) was the cute Beatle. He still likes to play at being cute.

Of all the Beatles, he is the one who truly enjoyed being a "rock star", performing concerts, etc...

When Paul was 16, he wrote "When I'm Sixty-Four", showing an early affinity for binary arithmetic.

Notable compositions and/or recordings[edit]

With the Beatles[edit]

  • Hey Jude
  • Yesterday
  • Eleanor Rigby
  • Penny Lane
  • She's Leaving Home
  • When I'm Sixty-Four
  • Lady Madonna
  • Birthday
  • Back in the U.S.S.R.
  • Blackbird
  • Helter Skelter
  • Let It Be
  • Oh! Darling
  • Yellow Submarine (written by Paul McCartney with vocals by Ringo Starr)
  • We Can Work It Out (duet with John Lennon)

Post Beatles[edit]

  • Maybe I'm Amazed
  • Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey
  • Band on the Run
  • Listen to What the Man Said
  • some silly love songs (plus a song named "Silly Love Songs") and a James Bond theme
  • Coming Up
  • Something about people living together in peace and harmony like the keys on a piano.
  • Currently selling his soul to Starbucks.

Best use of his post-Beatles talent: with his band "Wings", he helped start Punk rock.

Misfires are bad for your career, Paul[edit]

  • Pipes of Peace
  • Press to Play (except for that ear candy of a title track)
  • Flaming Pie

Left off all his greatest hits collections for good reason.

All time low[edit]

Freedom. 'Nuff said.

For other artists[edit]

  • Come and Get It (performed by Badfinger)

Recent history[edit]

Always mindful of the plight of less fortunate people, Sir Paul McCartney decided to use a portion of his not inconsiderable wealth to support manual workers suffering from industrial injuries. Sadly, after his support of a one legged gold digger yielded nothing but bitter fruit[citation NOT needed], he abandoned his altruistic project.

Never forget[edit]

Despite all his accolades, musical talent, and position on rock and roll history, Paul McCartney is the most boring man in pop.

See also[edit]