Fun:The Weeping Lion

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Just passing through, stopped by for a snack perhaps and a beer. ħuman 00:27, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

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I'm on my way over to a seedy Hot l to set fire to wooden pallets and generally make a mess later, but I thought I'd stop by to get the night off to a gentle start with a nice glass of draft Bass Ale. Any chance I could obtain such a beverage in these environs? Thank you, ħuman 00:26, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

You most certainly can, sir! By the way, opening day comes with a free drink of your choice. -- 01:06, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

Oh yum! Since that Bass is now almost empty, perhaps a splash of your finest single malt to prepare my nerves for the wreckage down the road? ħuman 01:41, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

Here. -- 01:57, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

Thank you very much... I now will leave a small but generous tip and wend my way to other less savory establishments. Good night all. ħuman 03:31, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

Bar

Excuse me bar .... urr ... um .... "thing".

I'm in the process of searching for a being who goes by the name of "Human". I want to talk to him in connection with crimes against humanity, unpaid parking tickets a mysteriously undisclosed, yet vast, sum of money which has been left to him by a previously unknown relative. Should you help me in my endeavour I will naturally give you a not inconsiderable sum as a gratuity. Should you prove less than cooperative I shall be distressed - as engaging in excessive gratuitous violence makes be sleep badly.

So - Have you seen him?--Bob^{bing up} 12:27, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

Human is asleep in Hot l Baltimore/Weeping Vagina next to the burning tires and garbage. Give him a kick, but make sure to call 911 if he doesn't shoot at you. User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 14:53, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

(Yawn) S'up, ladies? That was some fine giant Brazilian aquatic centipede I smoked last night... ħuman 20:47, 12 June 2009 (UTC)