Fun talk:Gay agenda

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Working class homosexualists[edit]

Might I suggest an alternative with a little less middle-class bias...

  • 06.00-06.01 - Wake up feeling like shit, get up off the sofa you fell asleep on last night.
  • 06.01-06.02 - Put coffee on and let dogs out.
  • 06.02-06.30 - Drink coffee, smoke cigarettes, look for glasses, see who's been wrong on the internet overnight.
  • 06.30-07.00 - Drive to work.
  • 07.00-07.01 - Start truck.
  • 07.01-19.00 - Spend 12 hours stuck in traffic jams fielding increasingly irate calls about why you're late for the delivery the f**king transport manager promised based on trucks being able to travel at warp speed not 58 miles-per-f**king-hour. Enjoy delights of customers treating you like a moron because hey... if you weren't as thick as pigshit you wouldn't be driving a truck for a living would you? Break driving hours regulations for the third time that week because the schedule was totally unrealistic and you don't want to spend the night in a supermarket car-park 10 miles from home.
  • 19.00-19.30 - Drive home.
  • 19.30-20.30 - Walk dogs.
  • 20.30-21.00 - Put frozen chicken tikka masala in microwave, put naan breads under grill, open can of cooking lager, see who's been wrong on the internet during day.
  • 21.00-21.15 - Put food in self and dogs.
  • 21.15-21.16 - Think about doing the washing up, decide to have another can of lager instead.
  • 21.16-21.26 - Shower.
  • 21.26-21.30 - Try to work out where you were in the DVD when you fell asleep on the sofa the night before.
  • 21.30 - Fall asleep on sofa again.
  • 21.30-06.00 Sleep, dream of interior décor, fabric choices, latest fashions driving and fish-tanks (fish-tanks?).

Rinse and repeat.

Not all gayers work in offices you know. Some of them have real jobs. Longdog (talk) 18:35, 15 January 2014 (UTC)

Goodpost.gif Innocent Bystander (talk) 18:57, 15 January 2014 (UTC)