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Fun:Gay agenda

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The gay agenda is pretty much to get the kids off to school with a decent breakfast, get through the workday without fighting with their boss, and maybe a couple times a week actually sit down with the family for dinner.

Additional (and substantially more nefarious) aspects of the gay agenda include avoiding getting beaten up by rednecks, fired from their jobs, or getting shot by idiots.

Oh, and the agenda also includes finding a nice place to go for a couple of weeks in the summer. The links in the previous sentence were inserted by a gayagendian! Oh noes!!

Anti-American monsters!

The gay agenda exposed[edit]

  • 07:00–07:30 – Get up, get dressed.
  • 07:30–07:45 – Breakfast.
  • 07:45–08:00 – Walk to train station.
  • 08:00–08:45 – Train to work.
  • 08:45–09:00 – Get coffee.
  • 09:00–11:00 – Work: answer e-mails, prepare reports, have meetings.
  • 11:00–11:10 – Cup of coffee and a biscuit.
  • 11:10–13:00 – More work.
  • 13:00–14:00 – Go to canteen, get lunch.
  • 14:00–17:00 – More work.
  • 17:00–17:30 – Don pink jackboots, take over world, destroy foundations of Judeo-Christian morality, recruit children to become part of liberal, abortionist, Satanic, socialist, communist sex cult to promote Hollywood values.
  • 17:30–18:15 – Travel home.
  • 18:15–19:00 – Have dinner.
  • 19:00–19:30 – Relaxing bath.
  • 19:30–21:30 – Watch TV.
  • 21:30–22:00 – Browse the web.
  • 22:00 – Go to bed.
  • 23:00 – Wake up again.
  • 23:30 – Go outside, and break into homes, and with magic laserbeams from the eyes, turn everyone gay.
  • 24:00 – Have a one-night stand with the last person of the same gender you turned gay, and go to sleep.

Truly horrifying.

See also[edit]

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