Fun talk:Halloween

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Damn it...I must be the wrong kind of neopagan. Where can I find these orgies? Researcher 22:41, 28 September 2008 (EDT)

At your local, of course! You don't mind having sex with fat, or perhaps even ugly middle-aged people, right? ħumanUser talk:Human 00:11, 29 September 2008 (EDT)
Eh, I'm fat, and middle-aged people are kind of hot to me. What do you mean by "your local", though? Researcher 00:15, 29 September 2008 (EDT)
Teh pub, the club, the hang out. Wherever lumpy middle-aged pagans hang out in order to organize orgies? Sounds like you're on the right page, at least! ħumanUser talk:Human 00:22, 29 September 2008 (EDT)
I actually think I might have finally met this kind of pagan over the weekend. It's not really the Wiccans that are like this...it's the Thelemics. (Followers of Crowley.) Kind of scary, really. Researcher 00:25, 29 September 2008 (EDT)
And if so, why are you here when you could be there? (PS, what the fuck are Thelemics? I know Page was one, but he was a rock star with a 747 and a 14 year old girlfriend) ħumanUser talk:Human 01:18, 29 September 2008 (EDT)
Thelema is the magical system created by Aleister Crowley, derived from the Golden Dawn. They are big into debauches. (They're having a big debauch next summer actually, which if I'm in the country I might try to attend. For research, of course.) Tonight, though, I'm doing massive amounts of data entry and need something to entertain me while I'm doing it. (Interestingly, the amount of time I spend on this site seems to depend on how much data entry I'm doing.) Researcher 01:21, 29 September 2008 (EDT)

Nice job, Skwirrel. Awesome job, in fact. ħumanUser talk:Human 05:55, 11 October 2009 (UTC)

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ayup! Secret Squirrel 14:22, 12 October 2009 (UTC)
I reinserted your edit - format looks ok to me. Keep in mind though that userboxen are not "complete" - they depend on userboxtop & userboxbottom for a some of their tagation or something. If it still looks screwy stick the box between them. ħumanUser talk:Human 21:02, 12 October 2009 (UTC)

Orange[edit]

Fuck man, I have always hated the orange text on this page. Must we? AceLiquid Room 05:56, 15 July 2010 (UTC)

I do like the GIF's though... AceLiquid Room 05:57, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
Sorry, orange is the color of hollowe'en. And also, what rhymes with it? ħumanUser talk:Human 07:04, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
Ahhh but it looks so christing awful. AceX-102 09:59, 15 July 2010 (UTC)

Costumes[edit]

I wanted to go as Patrick Bateman, but I can't find my ax. Anyone else here do Halloween?TyrannisAn Iron, but caring, fist 23:04, 31 October 2010 (UTC)

I went out as Jesus. -- Iscariot (talk) 02:01, 1 November 2010 (UTC)
Only 4 trick or treaters this year. Maybe last year I should not have been a Zombie Confederate.TyrannisAn Iron, but caring, fist 02:03, 1 November 2010 (UTC)
Small children stay away from my house. 365 days a year. I dunno why. ħumanUser talk:Human 07:40, 1 November 2010 (UTC)

Fun[edit]

Move to fun? ТyTalk. 01:29, 16 February 2011 (UTC)

The article as it stands should be moved to fun, but we could probably do with a serious one as well to debunk the various claims that are made out about it every year by wingnuts. -- Iscariot Andy Schlafly for Congress 2012! 21:09, 16 February 2011 (UTC)
The whole razor-in-candy and poisoned candy hysteria would be interesting to look at. Though this current thing should probably be entirely moved to Fun and the article restarted. ThunderkatzHo! 22:34, 16 February 2011 (UTC)
Ok. Moving.ТyTalk. 22:49, 16 February 2011 (UTC)