User talk:Ace McWicked

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Are you sleeping at night?[edit]

How's fatherhood treating you? PowderSmokeAndLeather: Say something once, why say it again?.Moderator 03:17, 19 December 2013 (UTC)

Yeah we have a good system. I sleep pretty well actually. From a science perspective watching my child develop is fascinating. Oh yeah, I love her and all that too. Acei9 03:20, 19 December 2013 (UTC)

How is it possible?[edit]

Okay, I'm gonna be honest here- how the fuck is it that you can be such a fucking douche- and yet so frigging likeable at the same time? I mean, even when you were calling me an attention whore, I was both angry, and yet, at the same time, I was just like "hahaha, that's good ol' Ace for ya". I mean srsly. Why? MESSIAH OF DOOM Impurity is the secret Dolan.png 11:14, 25 March 2014 (UTC)

My wife knows but she won't tell me. Acei9 21:48, 25 March 2014 (UTC)

This happened[edit]

Nutty Rouxnever mind 14:59, 15 April 2014 (UTC)

Fuck Ministry, try this.[edit] (talk) 21:47, 26 April 2014 (UTC)
No. Acei9 22:32, 26 April 2014 (UTC)
How about Fear Factory? They're probably my personal favourite industrial metal band. GØØBY PLS Deaf and blind and dumb and born to followDolan.png 11:14, 1 May 2014 (UTC)
No. Acei9 20:34, 3 May 2014 (UTC)
Yes. GØØBY PLS Deaf and blind and dumb and born to followDolan.png 22:04, 3 May 2014 (UTC)
Aside from having a soft spot for Ministry I despite industrial metal. Acei9 22:41, 3 May 2014 (UTC)
Oh, fair enough then. Can't go wrong with doom metal, though. GØØBY PLS Deaf and blind and dumb and born to followDolan.png 22:53, 3 May 2014 (UTC)

Serious question[edit]

Ace, I got a serious question, so bare with me. Assuming the human species is 2,500,000 years old (verses the creation myth of 10,000 years), meaning the human species has 250 times the experience of living than creationists say, why is the human species still so fucking stupid? If the human species has 250 times the experience creationists claim, why haven't they figured out how to feed themselves yet and unemployment still stuck at 8%? The YEC argument seems more plausible in dealing with a host of social and economic maladies. nobsJesus loves you and I love you, but nobody else does. 21:59, 3 May 2014 (UTC)

Indeed, 2,500,000 years of human experience yet there are still people stupid enough to believe in the creation myth and ask asinine, malformed questions like you just asked. Mind boggling. Acei9 22:36, 3 May 2014 (UTC)
You're right. I deal with Christians, idiots, and sinners all day. I forget I'm in the presence of geniuses at RW. You can understand my malformations, hopefully. Sorry. nobsJesus loves you and I love you, but nobody else does. 23:30, 3 May 2014 (UTC)
Apology accepted. Acei9 23:34, 3 May 2014 (UTC)
*Genii. Sorry for that, I just hate it when people say "geniuses", and as the most important person in any given social situation, I had to point that out. No offence intended. GØØBY PLS Deaf and blind and dumb and born to followDolan.png 07:19, 4 May 2014 (UTC)
You're doing it again. Nutty Rouxnever mind 07:23, 4 May 2014 (UTC)
Since we're all in the mood to apologize to Ace, I thought that I, too, would like to apologize. It was me who accidentally knocked over your bottle of gin last week and dumped half of it out. I thought that, if I filled it with water, nobody would notice. I had no idea you would flip out and lose your shit over a liter of gin being spilled. Sorry buddy. Reckless Noise Symphony (talk) 08:39, 4 May 2014 (UTC)
I know I'm doing it again, sorry. Also, I was apologising to Rob, but yeah. GØØBY PLS Deaf and blind and dumb and born to followDolan.png 08:50, 4 May 2014 (UTC)

Relevant to your interests.[edit]

From NPR, last week. TeenageWasteland (talk) 22:10, 5 May 2014 (UTC)

Very good. I have an original Steadman hanging in my lounge. Acei9 23:35, 5 May 2014 (UTC)

and for the gossip record[edit]

Olivia is the reason I left FB. I fully disagree with what your group did. but i fully, totally, completely know why you wanted to do it. She is a smart, educated woman, but in my opinion, she got a bit "queen bee" like, and enjoyed the "olivia will ban you" game, and it just went bad from there. 2-3 months ago, we dealt with the variety of positions (from MRA to just "is this really true") with some measure of discussion. then the injokes began, and it became a giant meme session. Though it is worth noting that even before the whole mess, when discussions about feminism happened on the FB page, they were often the longest, the most well argued discussions at all. So it really does drive people - on all sides. clearly. One tin soldier (talk) 14:52, 18 June 2014 (UTC)

Thanks. I appreciate it. Acei9 20:53, 18 June 2014 (UTC)
"Then the injokes began?" ummm what? Injokes did not *begin* 2-3 months ago, more just showed up thanks to some regulars and new users. Olivia wasn't even responsible for most of the injokes to which you are probably alluding (Hobbes, DoomPaul, Jimmies, Stalin, etc), so all it sounds like is you are whining about not being "in" on said injokes. Shout at the sky more old man. OGPUMadKomrade? (talk) 10:41, 28 June 2014 (UTC)
A number of people have either left or expressed distaste for Olivia now. But I bet it is everyone's problem. Can't be that she is a woeful, nasty bitch in the slightest. Acei9 21:18, 28 June 2014 (UTC)
In short, you must be a Trotskyist, because your jimmies are in Permanent Rustlelution. Also, U mad Komrade? OGPUMadKomrade? (talk) 15:46, 29 June 2014 (UTC)
And we have our Thunderf00t! - David Gerard (talk) 15:33, 29 June 2014 (UTC)
And he wonders why people think he's a misogynist. Sig can you say.png Sig gulag time.png 15:47, 29 June 2014 (UTC)
But surely, Ace is a fine and honorable man. That's why he calls a creepy, misogynistic weeaboo who reduces a rich culture to some sexual fetish "friend".Raysenn: questions other's integrity, doxes people. (talk) 16:02, 29 June 2014 (UTC)
And he wonders why people think he's a misogynist. If anyone could actually point to me being a misogynist it would really help because so far it is long on accusation, short on substantiation. Acei9 22:24, 29 June 2014 (UTC)
Of course, we know they can't. But their accusations of sexism are their only defense in favor of their turning of RationalWiki into another 4-Chan. Except, to a large extent, the 4-Chan trolls are less vile. Reckless Noise Symphony (talk) 22:53, 29 June 2014 (UTC)
And, 4chan's memes are much less painfully forced. |₹Λ¥$€₦₦ Red rose 02.svg EVERY SINGLE MISSILE HIT THE TARGET!!! AAAAAAAAAGHH!!!!! 23:07, 29 June 2014 (UTC)
You two aren't serious, are you? You've been harassing users and spattering dick pics and other obnoxious crap since you've been here. Who wants to turn the wiki into 4chan?-- (talk) 01:17, 30 June 2014 (UTC)
Have I??? Proof or it's a lie. I defy you to show where I harrassed a user and/or posted a dick pic. Reckless Noise Symphony (talk) 01:29, 30 June 2014 (UTC)
Maratrean ring any bells? Although you haven't done as much as Ace-- (talk) 04:09, 30 June 2014 (UTC)
You've provided NO evidence. Futhermore, you are certainly one to call the kettle black. Do you not think I ever saw the server logs at RWW? You can quit playing your games, Brx. You're a goddamn vandal and a worthless troll, no matter how hard you try to hide it. You've been responsible for bouts of wandalism that were quite entertaining to watch, and you have the balls to lecture me on trolling? Fuck you, buddy. You not only are a hypocrite, but a goddamn bad one at that. You have zero credibility. Reckless Noise Symphony (talk) 04:15, 30 June 2014 (UTC)
Hahahaha Brx once again exposed for what he is. No listen Brx, I have said nothing about 'turning RW into 4-Chan' and don't care about. I am looking for evidence for the accusations thrown down to me - namely that I am a misogynist who stalks people in real life. No pone has yet provided a single piece of substantiation. So fuck off you horrible wank. Acei9 21:43, 30 June 2014 (UTC)

You kiwi bastard[edit]

So, you're from New Zealand, eh? Well, I'd just like to let you know that we're gonna beat you cunts in the rugby this time. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to go ride my kangaroo down to the billabong at the Sydney opera house to have some vegemite and koala meat. THE GREAT RIGHTEØUS DESTRØYER A sea on earth is a sea of tearsDolan.png 10:32, 13 July 2014 (UTC)

Ah, Wallabies... aka Springbok fodder. PsyGremlinПоговорите! 10:37, 13 July 2014 (UTC)
Yep that's me. Acei9 02:15, 14 July 2014 (UTC)

The dead eyes opened[edit]

I actually kinda prefer the remix to the original. You're into this kinda stuff, aren't you? GØØBY PLS Cermeneserm!Dolan.png 14:15, 28 July 2014 (UTC)

South Africa.[edit]

My parents lived in northern Johannesburg close to Cresta. Mother died several years ago and father died earlier this year. Sister still live in Craighall and brother live somewhere but I'm not sure where right now as he is in the process of moving. I'm from the UK and never lived there, they all emigrated in the early 1980's. Graham Oldusgitus (talk) 10:47, 27 October 2014 (UTC)

Ahhh right. I love to visit SA - a great place (if you can get past the crime and corruption). I caught up with Psygremlin last time I was there. Acei9 19:39, 27 October 2014 (UTC)

The universe has no beginning.[edit]

For you: [1] What will Philip do if there is no beginning and hence no first cause? Sterile (talk) 16:47, 10 February 2015 (UTC)

(Sidenote: If that model turns out to be reasonable, that would be pretty cool. I'll have to keep my eye on future developments.) - Grant (talk) 17:10, 10 February 2015 (UTC)
Interesting....Acei9 20:12, 10 February 2015 (UTC)
Very interesting, especially for this long-time steady-stater. BicyclewheelModerator 20:21, 10 February 2015 (UTC)


Go one - I dare ya - say what you really mean!! ;) --Aloysius the Gaul (talk) 21:23, 19 November 2015 (UTC)

Na, not here anyway. I was just ducking in to see what was going on in these parts. Same ol' same ol' I see. Acei9 23:22, 19 November 2015 (UTC)

Please just stop[edit]

We've had more than enough drama here in the last 48. Users have generally been allowed to revert what they deem to be trolling on their own user pages. This isn't a battle worth waging.---Mona- (talk) 03:39, 9 December 2015 (UTC)

No, nothing had[edit]

But waiting until the drama happens when we are capable of heading it off at the pass is a fools idea. We've had more than enough stupid shitfests in the last week to have you causing some as well. --"Paravant" Talk & Contribs 05:02, 9 December 2015 (UTC)

mods don't dictate who talks to who so fuck you, again. Acei9 05:12, 9 December 2015 (UTC)
No, but You don't get to cause drama just because you feel like it either. My job as a mod is to stop that shit from happening, and so here I am, telling you to not cause needless drama. That you don't feel I have a right to tell you to not cause drama is irrelevant to my job here of stopping you from doing so..--"Paravant" Talk & Contribs 05:21, 9 December 2015 (UTC)
nothing happened that needs your intervention. You don't have a "job" to do, no action is needed and you cannot tell people not to talk to others. So, fuck you. Acei9 07:05, 9 December 2015 (UTC)

Want to be a moderator?[edit]

You've got a nomination. You can accept, decline or ignore it at RationalWiki:Moderator elections/Nominations. WéáśéĺóíďWeaselly.jpgMethinks it is a Weasel 20:53, 21 December 2015 (UTC)

Sure, but I wouldn't do anything and am hardly ever here. Acei9 02:55, 22 December 2015 (UTC)
Sounds like you would be perfect for the job. --DamoHi 11:01, 23 December 2015 (UTC)

I hope you don't mind, but[edit]

I've moved User:Ace McWicked/Schlafly Rearguard and User:Ace McWicked/Schlafly Slip to Conservapedia:Schlafly debate tactics. FuzzyCatPotato of the Forbidden Exit signs (talk/stalk) 17:59, 23 January 2016 (UTC)


Good to see some old guard back! These new fags are nothing but whiny, whimpy drama queens. No More Bullies (talk) 21:23, 20 April 2016 (UTC)

Seems like it, whomever you are. Acei9 21:42, 20 April 2016 (UTC)
I"m thouroughly amuzed at JorisEnter's suppression of a post con taining a link to a newspaper photo as "personal information". If that's doxxing, what is the artcles on Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump, etc? Are those articles not doxxing their subjects? I would have posted this on JorisEnter's page, but he has it locked like a little coward. University or Michigan (talk) 00:28, 21 April 2016 (UTC)
I think you misunderstand, "University or Michigan", your comments are being censored for being so obscenely full of whiny drama queenery. Why not step out into the world and do something useful with your life, hmm? (talk) 00:32, 21 April 42016 AQD (UTC)
obscenely full of whiny drama queenery is not a valid reason to revery comments. Just sayin... Acei9 00:35, 21 April 2016 (UTC)
The rules are in flux lately. *shrugs* (talk) 00:36, 21 April 42016 AQD (UTC)
I'm with Ace. Don't bother reverting if there's nothing private. FU22YC47P07470 (talk/stalk) 01:03, 21 April 2016 (UTC)
Not disagreeing, but we probably also shouldn't be too bothered if a few edits from a repetitive vandal/disruptive troll get unnecessarily reverted. (talk) 01:17, 21 April 42016 AQD (UTC)
That's not really fitting with the ethos of RW. Acei9 01:32, 21 April 2016 (UTC)
It used to be that way, sure. But as I said; things are in flux lately. (talk) 01:36, 21 April 42016 AQD (UTC)
Oh just admit it, you newfags just can't handle things like the old guard. This isn't my first rodeo; same vandalism, different people reacting to it. Quarter Pounder with Cheese (talk) 03:09, 21 April 2016 (UTC)
So after all that time you're still wasting your life on crap like this? This is indeed distressing; I weep for you. (talk) 12:00, 21 April 42016 AQD (UTC)
Goodpost.gif--JorisEnter (talk) 12:01, 21 April 2016 (UTC)

Ken asked Rob to give you a message, but he will most likely delete it before it is seen[edit]

Message to Ace


Please tell Ace that the slow moving godless Kiwis will be no match for what is going to be unleashed upon them in the 21st century (see: New Zealand and obesity and Kicking atheism, agnosticism and evolutionism when they are down. Why its time to crush godlessness like an aluminum can).

Evangelicalism is slowly growing in his country and the 21st century global desecularization will accelerate this matter.

The agnostic professor Eric Kaufmann told his secular neighbors in Australia: "The trends that are happening worldwide inevitably in an age of globalization are going to affect us."[4]

I hope this clarifies things for him. Conservative (talk) 13:09, 2 July 2016 (EDT)

How lovely. Nothing ever changes in Ken's world. He has been rehashing the same shit since he first popped up at CP. He obviously knows nothing about NZ as NZ has been consistently moving away from organised religion with Christianity now reported in under 50% of the population with a further 1/3 citing "no religion". But Ken will always labour under the same delusions. S'all good with me. Acei9 20:55, 11 July 2016 (UTC)

Just a thought[edit]

Hey buddy! It is my understanding that we don't give out either {{welcome}}, {{unwelcome}} or {{meh}} before a new account has made any contributions whatsoever (the conclusions drawn in all three templates being based on "the nature of their initial edits"). Like the headline says above; just a thought - but I am steadfastly under the impression that we wait and see if somebody is a troll vandal before we dish out any template whatsoever. Just saying. All the best champ, Reverend Black Percy (talk) 22:59, 3 August 2016 (UTC)

what? Fuck off and fuck that. Why wouldn't we? That's fucking stupid and you should feel stupid. Everything about what you said was dumb. It's all dumb as if everyone and everything. Acei9 23:46, 3 August 2016 (UTC)
New logo large.png Your welcome to RationalWiki is lukewarm at best, Ace McWicked.

This observation is due to the nature of your initial edits. Pull up a goat and try not to make trouble.

We realize it is possible that you do not understand the nature of the site or our objectives.

Please see our guide for newcomers and our community standards to clarify things for you.

If you're still interested in contributing, please see what our articles are intended to be.

Reverend Black Percy (talk) 23:50, 3 August 2016 (UTC)
that's more like it. Acei9 23:59, 3 August 2016 (UTC)

Answering you from six months ago[edit]

Sorry I missed your comment. The answer is no, I now live on the west coast. I wish I lived in Melbourne. I was walking around there last weekend thinking about how nice a real city is. - π 09:09, 29 May 2017 (UTC)