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Article of the Weak: Public Schools are Evil!

David J. Stewart of the radical, insane, evangelical site "jesus-is-savior.com", thinks that American public schools are the devil. In this rant, Stewart blames public schools for Communism, Humanism, sexual promiscuity, and the the decline of American society. This vibrant rainbow of insanity links Hitler to evolution, secularism to Communism, and Humanism to a new world order instigated by the Illuminati. In no shortage of words David says that the public schools support Communism by denying God's word, therefore inducing Humanism and sexual immorality leading America to become a totalitarian state just like the Masons want for the new world order. Join us on this wild ride through the halls of amplified wackaloonery, but keep your hands inside the vehicle at all times.

General references on American public schools

For a less bile-filled view of the American school system

• Wikipedia on the American educational system
• The site of the program School which examines the history of public school
• Rationalwiki's own article on public education

General references

Things that David doesn't know anything about.

• Humanism
• Evolution
• Communism
• Naziism
• Sex education
• Vaccination

References on Christian extremism

• King James Only
• Dominionism
• Spiritual Warfare

References on conspiracy-minded thinking

• Illuminati
• Masons
• New World Order

See also

• Poe's Law
• Godwin's Law
• Pommer's Law
• DeMyer's Second Law of Internet Debating