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Doom Bar please, and a tiddy oggie if you're doing food as well. Totnesmartin 21:48, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

Here you are, sir. -- 23:26, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

Urp

More single malt with a Bass chaser, please, barkeep. Oh, and if the kitchen is still open, some nachos muy picante with a little sour cream on the side would be appreciated. Thank you. ħuman 01:18, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

We bought a six pack of something called "Belgium White" that we found in Strassburg. Want some? --En attendant Godot_{"«I think like a genius, I write like a distinguished author, and I speak like a child. --V.Nabokov»} 01:22, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Sure, that would be great, especially since the barkeep seems to be turning into a giant Brazilian aquatic centipede, and I need a reason to think it's a hallucination. Hey, there's some pretzels on the floor over there, maybe they'll hold me up 'til those damn nachos arrive... ħuman 01:25, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Not aquatic nor Brazilian. Pangean and forest-dweller. -- 20:40, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

You might want to google the phrase before correcting me on the identity of my hallucinations... ħuman 00:32, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

It's cinqo de maio, you know. There's been a run on nachos.

And they didn't see it coming? How unprofessional. Reminds me of the restaurant that forgot they might be busy on 2/14, even though it was a Tuesday. Just like this one. Fuck, I'll just have to reheat the leftover burrito and quesadilla I chucked in the fridge the other day. ħuman 02:47, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Your nachoes, sirs. -- 20:40, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Thank you, yummy! ħuman 00:28, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

I though all the Mexicans were staying at home during this current epidemic and you've run out of nachos? Mexico City is largely deserted at the moment (at least from where I'm sitting). Генгис^marauding 21:30, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

My order

I would like a single grape, floating in perfume, served in a mans hat. Thanks. Oh yeah, some blood sausage too. And can you turn up the heat and gimmie some change for the Juke Box. I wanna hear some Bananarama and maybe a little Kylie Minogue. Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 21:09, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Served. -- 21:12, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

TEA

Stupid evil Phantom! 21:22, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Here. -- 00:11, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Hair of the CUR

Or is that hair of the dog? Генгис^{Our ignorance is God; what we know is science.} 21:27, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

I believe it is more appropriately hair of the cur. -- 00:12, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Champagne in a glass slipper

User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 00:57, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Here, sir. Enjoy, it was nearly impossible to get. -- 20:05, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Has anyone seen my glass slippers? I have a ball to attend this evening! ħuman 20:40, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

*grins sheepishly* Yes, that was why it was so hard. -- 20:42, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Barkeep, a slug or three please

I could use a few shots of scotch drowned in two ice cubes and a splash of water. I think I'm pissing off my friends and need to mellow out :) ħuman 05:01, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

Surely if you're pissing off your friends it would be better to give them scotch? Stupid evil Phantom! 07:43, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

Well, since CUR won't be here for hours, here you are:

Stupid evil Phantom! 07:51, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

Well, then barkeep, a double round for my friends, and single shot for me? Like, what, tomorrow? Meantime, I'm sucking slug juice, I guess :( ħuman 08:09, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

I want my brains to feel like they are on that wall over there

Do you have anything that will do that? Yorick 04:46, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

Head back to the saloon, I'll serve you there. Ace McWicked^{Disco Jesus} 04:48, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

Refill

Arthur, please refill my pitcher of Scotch for the evening. Thank you, ħuman 23:52, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

Here you are, good sir. -- 21:41, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

Thank you very much! May I place my order for tomorrow evening in advance now too? Oh, and do you have Bass on tap? ħuman 01:14, 16 May 2009 (UTC)