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This is an archive page, last updated 16 May 2009. Please do not make edits to this page.
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Doom Bar please, and a tiddy oggie if you're doing food as well. Totnesmartin 21:48, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
Here you are, sir. --Prim arthropleura.jpg 23:26, 5 May 2009 (UTC)


More single malt with a Bass chaser, please, barkeep. Oh, and if the kitchen is still open, some nachos muy picante with a little sour cream on the side would be appreciated. Thank you. ħumanUser talk:Human 01:18, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

We bought a six pack of something called "Belgium White" that we found in Strassburg. Want some? --Sun mowse.pngEn attendant Godot"Such is life." 01:22, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
Sure, that would be great, especially since the barkeep seems to be turning into a giant Brazilian aquatic centipede, and I need a reason to think it's a hallucination. Hey, there's some pretzels on the floor over there, maybe they'll hold me up 'til those damn nachos arrive... ħumanUser talk:Human 01:25, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
Not aquatic nor Brazilian. Pangean and forest-dweller. --Prim arthropleura.jpg 20:40, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
You might want to google the phrase before correcting me on the identity of my hallucinations... ħumanUser talk:Human 00:32, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
It's cinqo de maio, you know. There's been a run on nachos.
And they didn't see it coming? How unprofessional. Reminds me of the restaurant that forgot they might be busy on 2/14, even though it was a Tuesday. Just like this one. Fuck, I'll just have to reheat the leftover burrito and quesadilla I chucked in the fridge the other day. ħumanUser talk:Human 02:47, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
Your nachoes, sirs. --Prim arthropleura.jpg 20:40, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
Thank you, yummy! ħumanUser talk:Human 00:28, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
I though all the Mexicans were staying at home during this current epidemic and you've run out of nachos? Mexico City is largely deserted at the moment (at least from where I'm sitting). Redchuck.gif ГенгисYou have the right to be offended; and I have the right to offend you. 21:30, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

My order[edit]

I would like a single grape, floating in perfume, served in a mans hat. Thanks. Oh yeah, some blood sausage too. And can you turn up the heat and gimmie some change for the Juke Box. I wanna hear some Bananarama and maybe a little Kylie Minogue. Ace McWickedDisco Jesus 21:09, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Served. --Prim arthropleura.jpg 21:12, 6 May 2009 (UTC)


Wisest wisest Phantom Hoover! 21:22, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Here. --Prim arthropleura.jpg 00:11, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Hair of the CUR[edit]

Or is that hair of the dog? Redchuck.gif ГенгисYou have the right to be offended; and I have the right to offend you. 21:27, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

I believe it is more appropriately hair of the cur. --Prim arthropleura.jpg 00:12, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Champagne in a glass slipper[edit]

Nutty Roux100x100 anarchy symbol.svgUser:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 00:57, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Here, sir. Enjoy, it was nearly impossible to get. --Prim arthropleura.jpg 20:05, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
Has anyone seen my glass slippers? I have a ball to attend this evening! ħumanUser talk:Human 20:40, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
*grins sheepishly* Yes, that was why it was so hard. --Prim arthropleura.jpg 20:42, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Barkeep, a slug or three please[edit]

I could use a few shots of scotch drowned in two ice cubes and a splash of water. I think I'm pissing off my friends and need to mellow out :) ħumanUser talk:Human 05:01, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

Surely if you're pissing off your friends it would be better to give them scotch? Wisest wisest Phantom Hoover! 07:43, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
Well, since CUR won't be here for hours, here you are:
Wisest wisest Phantom Hoover! 07:51, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
Well, then barkeep, a double round for my friends, and single shot for me? Like, what, tomorrow? Meantime, I'm sucking slug juice, I guess :( ħumanUser talk:Human 08:09, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

I want my brains to feel like they are on that wall over there[edit]

Do you have anything that will do that? Yorick 04:46, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

Head back to the saloon, I'll serve you there. Ace McWickedDisco Jesus 04:48, 14 May 2009 (UTC)


Arthur, please refill my pitcher of Scotch for the evening. Thank you, ħumanUser talk:Human 23:52, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

Here you are, good sir. --Prim arthropleura.jpg 21:41, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
Thank you very much! May I place my order for tomorrow evening in advance now too? Oh, and do you have Bass on tap? ħumanUser talk:Human 01:14, 16 May 2009 (UTC)