Recipe:Agnosticism

Two agnostics, cooked and ready to serve.

Agnosticism is a delicious breakfast dish enjoyed by many for its indecisive taste. Agnosticism is part of a healthy morning routine and can help promote a better lifestyle.

Version 1

Disclaimer: This version of the agnostic recipe is not acceptable in some cultures. Cook at your own risk.

Ingredients

• one atheist
• one theist
• syrup
• fudge

Instructions

Place the atheist and the theist in a blender and mix until a thick liquid is formed. Place in a mold and allow mixture to settle. Leaven with baking powder if necessary. Cook in an agnostic iron until properly browned. Douse with syrup and serve.

Version 2

Ingredients

• goat stock
• extreme skepticism
• Bible
• syrup

Instructions

Shred Bible and soak in goat stock. Allow mixture to sit for several days until it forms a paste. Subject to extreme skepticism until properly browned. Douse with syrup and serve.