Recipe talk:Tomato a là NightFlare

If a tomato is a fruit...

...would a tomato cake be a kind of fruitcake? Or would it be something else entirely? I find myself wondering about these things. --AKjeldsen^Godspeed! 16:44, 25 February 2008 (EST)

Yes it would since tomatoes are fruits. NightFlare^{Speak, mortal} 16:45, 25 February 2008 (EST)

Not if there are no nuts. tmtoulouse ^irritate 16:46, 25 February 2008 (EST)

But tomatoes are still fruits. NightFlare^{Speak, mortal} 16:55, 25 February 2008 (EST)

Liberal bias. tmtoulouse ^irritate 16:56, 25 February 2008 (EST)

I must admit that I did not expect a Google search for 'tomato cake' to return in excess of 700,000 hits. But it did, and I now find myself developing a curious craving for Green Tomato Cake. --AKjeldsen^Godspeed! 16:57, 25 February 2008 (EST)

You say tomato, I say tomato, tomato, tomato, let's call the whole thing off. Sterile^xx 17:16, 25 February 2008 (EST)

Write a recipe for it, our donair sauce recipe is still a strong driving force in search engine traffic for us. tmtoulouse ^irritate 17:03, 25 February 2008 (EST)

And no one has touched that namespace in months. tmtoulouse ^irritate 17:04, 25 February 2008 (EST)

My bad...haven't been cooking enough.-- -PalMD ^{--Grüß Goat!} 17:08, 25 February 2008 (EST)

Addzd ressipy tu ur artikl yum human 19:07, 27 February 2008 (EST)

gud NightFlare^{Speak, mortal} 19:13, 27 February 2008 (EST)

Is there an actually a recipe here?

It seems to call for pounding the shit out of three tomatoes with ...a hammer? PFoster 17:51, 25 May 2008 (EDT)

Straddling that elusive grey zone between cooking and avantgarde banal performance art. I approve. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 17:58, 25 May 2008 (EDT)

I think I might have added that so there would be a recipe. But it might have been some other kitteh. If I didn't write it, I wish I did. Very Dada. Or something equally cool that encourages wearing black. Also, it calls for pounding the shit out of the hammer with the tomatos. ħψɱɐ₦ 22:09, 25 May 2008 (EDT)

Wow, I did add it - see comment above on 2/27... :) ħψɱɐ₦ 22:09, 25 May 2008 (EDT)

Smashed tomatoes is the new black. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 03:29, 26 May 2008 (EDT)

TOMATO IS VEGETABLE

Because, as we all know, the most meaningful definition of "vegetable" is "sort of like a fruit, but mind-numbingly flavourless". Under that definition, the tomato is a vegetable and a half, and if you disagree you can construct me. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^Chaos! 22:16, 25 May 2008 (EDT)

Tomato in season and fresh is fruit. Tasty, sweet, dripping with goo, and a total pleasure to mouthify. A FRUIT!!! Tomato out of season and trucked in, "ripened" on said truck, is neither. It is plastic substitute for food. ħψɱɐ₦ 00:54, 26 May 2008 (EDT)