Tongue-lashing

Worst. Tongue-lashing. Ever.

I was going to make a sexual joke, but that would probably have fallen into "feeding the troll."

But it was so fun to feed.

True. I miss a good troll, they're hard to come by.

Plus I'm far more qualified to make jokes about anything involving lashing. :P

Ah yes, so I've heard. >:]

Your intelligence network extends that far?

Indeed, all the way to your userpage.

Your espionage system will be dismantled presently.