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Tongue-lashing

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Tongue-lashing

You are spiteful, unintelligent, gullible, drab little girl. Get a job, find a man, and raise some kids. Your professors are lying to you. You cannot make a career in music. Communism is a failed ideology. Atheism is a miserable nihilistic existence. Please consider my words, get off the drugs, and turn your life around before it is too late.

Talsley (talk)20:58, 22 September 2011
(ʞlɐʇ) ɹǝɯɯɐHʍoƆ21:17, 22 September 2011

Pizza man is probably a step up for you.

Talsley (talk)21:30, 22 September 2011

True, but I've had like 12 DUIs so they don't let me deliver anymore. I usually just hang out around back and eat whatever pizza they throw away after they close, which is kinda like working there.

(ʞlɐʇ) ɹǝɯɯɐHʍoƆ21:35, 22 September 2011

No, that is being a parasite.

Talsley (talk)22:11, 22 September 2011
 
 
 

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Blue (pester)21:21, 22 September 2011

Pathetic response from a pathetic person.

Talsley (talk)21:30, 22 September 2011

Oh you can do better than that.

Blue (pester)21:32, 22 September 2011

You slovenly trollop. Change your to something useful, like dentistry, and get a life. You'll never make it in the real world. Think to yourself "Is this what I want to do with my life?" In ten years when you are a dentist and not a dolist turning tricks outside your housing project you'll thank me.

Talsley (talk)21:36, 22 September 2011

That housing project is Can Town. I need to turn tricks for the TaB.

Blue (pester)21:42, 22 September 2011

The humor of your generation is pathetic. Where are your Red Skeltons, your Abbotts, your Bob Hopes? No where. You are completely talentless. Enjoy your VD.

Talsley (talk)22:12, 22 September 2011

Worst. Tongue-lashing. Ever.

Nebuchadnezzar (talk)03:43, 23 September 2011

I was going to make a sexual joke, but that would probably have fallen into "feeding the troll."

Blue (pester)03:52, 23 September 2011

But it was so fun to feed.

Nebuchadnezzar (talk)03:53, 23 September 2011

True. I miss a good troll, they're hard to come by.

Blue (pester)03:59, 23 September 2011

Plus I'm far more qualified to make jokes about anything involving lashing. :P

Nebuchadnezzar (talk)04:02, 23 September 2011

Ah yes, so I've heard. >:]

Blue (pester)04:05, 23 September 2011

Your intelligence network extends that far?

Nebuchadnezzar (talk)04:07, 23 September 2011

Indeed, all the way to your userpage.

Blue (pester)04:09, 23 September 2011

Your espionage system will be dismantled presently.

Nebuchadnezzar (talk)04:12, 23 September 2011
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Holy shit I can't believe I didn't know about MS Paint adventures before. Thank you so much, though now I'm having a real hard time getting any work done :P

(ʞlɐʇ) ɹǝɯɯɐHʍoƆ15:02, 23 September 2011

HOMESTUCK AND PRODUCTIVITY ARE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE CONCEPTS.

You have been warned.

Blue (pester)16:11, 23 September 2011

You don't know what productivity is you wretched strumpet.

Talsley (talk)00:50, 25 September 2011