Ma chère

You don't have to read that much of Carmilla to get the gist. I only skimmed the parts without lesbian vampires, and I still enjoyed it. Camilla without an R is probably longer and has fewer lesbian vampires. Don't read that one.

Also, I don't speak French. Just putting it out there.

Am I interrupting something?

You can't interrupt anything on a wiki.

I meant are you two... never mind, none of my business. Now I need to figure out how to unwatch this.

I don't speak French either. I do, however, speak very good RP English.

I shall reattempt it then. Pop culture lacks for lesbian vampires these days.

That's because nothing can beat Vampyros Lesbos.

It's not that important. I was only going to put a small extract in your page, but the idea of using the whole book made me smile. In the end, nothing I say or do is really worth paying any attention to, so please don't read a whole book on my account.

I guess I also speak RP English. I have so many undiscovered talents.