Retired

This is why we can't have nice things.

But who will do the tech work now? Who will remind people of policy and to sign their talk page comments? Who will solve the problems with liquid threads? Please come back!

Everyone who took him for granted or thought all he did was just annoying will eat their words/feet/hats.

I've never taken him for granted, but the constant LANCB is pathetic. This is what... the eighth time he's pulled this stunt?

RETIRED may be more of a convenient template joek thing. Have they ever said they will not come back, like seriously? I wish Nx would make some better laws, as in, the precise rules we must follow as a condition of the work they do. "Will work for obedience". We should make offerings before it is too late.

That might hold water were it not for the fact that he LANCBs so often that I'm surprised he doesn't have a script for it. It ceased to become meaningful quite a while ago.