Do it

My internal dialogue for April fools attracts attention.

Coward

I'll think about it.

Yawn.

Stay out of this, it's crowded enough in here already

Dude, like, every box is checked

1 word DISTANCE

Be nice to yourself. Don't end up like me.

I am, I'm just using my sock puppet as a sounding board for my ideas. He thinks I'm a coward because he plays a bit too much 40k.

Can't say I've ever had a conversation with my Sock. I've used it to put out some ideas too silly or half-baked for me to bring up (gotta save face some how). But never purposely had a chin wag with him.

Today is also April fools, and I was going to just bot myself the entire day, but thought that brining my internal dialogue to the wiki would be funnier

As long as you're not bullying yourself. That would make me have to block you.

I'm used to being bullied, I'm only 5'9" but no, I commonly self depreciate :}

You're very tall. ಠ___ಠ

Not by the schools I went to's standards. I was short.

I'm going by Mei's standards.

If you were short by their standards, I must be minuscule.

I also was on the cross-country and programming teams, so I didn't have the sports thing going for me

The girls were held to different standards

Hopefully that wasn't indicative of larger systemic discrimination?

Sadly, yes.

I am fine with being held to different height standards.

Well, for them 5'4" and under was short.