User talk:Me, The First

Welcome to RationalWiki, Me, The First! Please see our guide for newcomers and our community standards. If you are interested in contributing, please read what our articles are intended to be. Pull up a goat and have some fun! Any questions? Please see the help page or ask me on my talk page.

Hello there, and welcome to RationalWiki, the internet's least treasured Pokémon. Lord Goonie ^{Hooray! I'm helping!} 01:57, 30 January 2011 (UTC)

BRAINBLAST! It's Mei! Blue (pester) 02:46, 30 January 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, I suck at being transparent. Me, The First (talk) 02:49, 30 January 2011 (UTC)

You mean you suck at not being transparent? Or did you really want to be discovered? Blue (pester) 02:52, 30 January 2011 (UTC)

I was thinking "people will see this name and instantly realize it is me". *sadface* Me, The First (talk) 02:55, 30 January 2011 (UTC)

Hrrmph. There I was thinking "I've solved Mei's riddle!" and it turns out you wanted to be found. But since I wasn't actually here while you were, I can still take a little pride in recognizing the meme. Blue (pester) 03:04, 30 January 2011 (UTC)

Congrats for solving my riddle! You have actually won a cake of some description. Also, why do people say my name is a meme? To me, my name is just my name.Me, The First (talk) 03:13, 30 January 2011 (UTC)

Because "Mei is useful" and "Mei is missed" is plastered everywhere, also your name is fun to say. Mei Mei Mei Mei Mei. Тиранес^complaints 03:27, 30 January 2011 (UTC)

I thought the meme was "Mei First." Actually, now that I remember, that was just the title of the last entry in your Cunning Log of Mei. Blue (pester) 03:29, 30 January 2011 (UTC)

I can't deny, I also like saying "Mei". So anyway, what's been happening at the Rational Wiki? Apart from everyone apparently leaving in the last 24 hours and scaring me. Me, The First (talk) 03:38, 30 January 2011 (UTC)

Welcome back, useful one! Everyone that left will be back. They always do. Aboriginal Noise ^{Oh, you want to hit people with garbage cans?} 03:40, 30 January 2011 (UTC)

Hey thanks. ^_____^ I like seeing everyone. I'm not going to be here much, though. I'm trying to get a life. Me, The First (talk) 03:43, 30 January 2011 (UTC)

(Not that RW is for people with no lives. It's just in my case I found it hard to balance the two) Me, The First (talk) 03:44, 30 January 2011 (UTC)

No worries. There are many different kinds of wiki fauna. Blue (is useful) 03:53, 30 January 2011 (UTC)

Stubs have category types now. We have a WIGO for Citizendium. Liquid threads. Human is no longer the primary editor. We have a Russian language section now. Cannot think of anything else off the top of my head. Тиранес^complaints 03:56, 30 January 2011 (UTC)

We have incredibly inactive French and Spanish sections too. We moved servers and switched to the Vector skin. The RationalWiki Foundation was formed, incorporated and we elected the Board of Trustees (Trent no longer "owns" the wiki, it is owned by the RWF). MarcusCicero first reformed and then left. Blue (is useful) 03:59, 30 January 2011 (UTC)

Hmm, RWW is still alive if you need to know some things. Тиранес^complaints 04:03, 30 January 2011 (UTC)

It is "alive." Alive*. Alive, if you know what I mean. If You Know What I Mean. Blue (is useful) 04:05, 30 January 2011 (UTC)

I vaguely remember being here for about 30 seconds in the middle of MC's actual reformation. I think. I like the new skin, and the liquidthreads thing is quite smart. And edit conflicts make me nostalgic. Me, The First (talk) 04:07, 30 January 2011 (UTC)

-_- Liveaware Problem, Goonie, Conficker and I still do stuff there. Occasionally. Nx, Lx, and SR show up sometimes as well. Тиранес^complaints 04:08, 30 January 2011 (UTC)

Well, of course Liveware Problem is me, so I am aware. It's a wiki on life support, but it never seems to die completely. Blue (pester) 04:51, 30 January 2011 (UTC)

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Welcome back! I thought it might be Mei, but I have this thing about accusing new editors of being someone else. To me, it's pureley bad form. But I am glad as hell you've not abandoned this place. Lord Goonie ^{Hooray! I'm helping!} 10:09, 30 January 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, same here. Good to see you again. Concernedresident ^{omg!!! ponies!!!} 11:01, 30 January 2011 (UTC)

Hello! It's nice to see you. How are you both? Me, The First (talk) 05:04, 1 February 2011 (UTC)

I am fine, minus the fact that I accidentally the whole thing. AnarchoGoon ^{Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living} 03:40, 7 February 2011 (UTC)

Imposter!

How do we know this is the real mei? We demand proof! You can't just commit identity theft and claim usefullness! Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 14:21, 31 January 2011 (UTC)

I'm the real Me. Me (talk) 14:33, 31 January 2011 (UTC)

Insufficient! Post as MeiII on the cunning log of Mei or lose all credibility!! Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 14:40, 31 January 2011 (UTC)

I have a trick for proving my identity (sort of) but it'll take a while to explain. How about I just mumble about something no one cares about for a few minutes? That should work. Me, The First (talk) 05:04, 1 February 2011 (UTC)

Only a double-blind study would persuade these skeptics. Blue (is useful) 18:34, 1 February 2011 (UTC)

My trick is based on that game I was playing on CLoM. Only I know what it actually was. But before I tell you, I should wait a bit so people can verify (if they care) that there's no other way of finding out. Me, The First (talk) 22:55, 1 February 2011 (UTC)

ww

You've been made a sysop again. And a ninja. Do I even need to give you the guide again? I thought not. The Goonie Punk ^{Can't sleep, clowns will eat me!} 01:02, 2 February 2011 (UTC)

Thanks! Now my evil plan commences. Me, The First (talk) 01:21, 2 February 2011 (UTC)

My evil plan has been in operation since October. You've got some catching up to do. Blue (pester) 01:34, 2 February 2011 (UTC)

4 years ahead of all y'all. Tmtoulouse (talk) 01:35, 2 February 2011 (UTC)

You are awesome!

<3333333333 Ex-Troll Cheerleader^{I'm a teenage girl; get ALLstate to protect yourself from Mayhem like me} 04:50, 8 February 2011 (UTC)

If I "mei":

Blue (pester) 05:41, 8 February 2011 (UTC)

I look at that, and I think: PFoster. Hi there, Ex-Troll Cheerleader. ^____^ Mei III (talk) 23:48, 14 February 2011 (UTC)

Atlas Shrugged the movie

This made me think of you: Atlas Shrugged Trailer

Junggai (talk) 20:00, 17 February 2011 (UTC)

Weren't we all talking about that in the Saloon bar recently? I do love it, by the way. Mei III (talk) 20:24, 13 March 2011 (UTC)

Earthquake

Good. AD and Christchurch were bad enough. Тy^Talk. 21:06, 13 March 2011 (UTC)

Did something happen to AD? I haven't heard anything about that. (Not sure who/what Christchurch is...) Mei III (talk) 21:09, 13 March 2011 (UTC)

Barchive link [1] Тy^Talk. 21:11, 13 March 2011 (UTC)

That's great (that he's OK, I mean). Is everyone at RW OK, then, as far as we know? Mei III (talk) 21:14, 13 March 2011 (UTC)

(Also thanks for the useful link) Mei III (talk) 21:15, 13 March 2011 (UTC)

No problem. Did you leave before or after Jtl died? Тy^Talk. 21:16, 13 March 2011 (UTC)

Before, I think. I don't remember that. I'll go read about it. Mei III (talk) 21:18, 13 March 2011 (UTC)

TK died as well. Nx LANCB. Human edits rarely. Тy^Talk. 21:19, 13 March 2011 (UTC)

I heard about TK, and it made me sad. I do remember Jtl now - I think I was lurking then. I feel cautiously hopeful about Nx and Human, because they have deep links to the community, which makes it hard to leave. Mei III (talk) 21:22, 13 March 2011 (UTC)

It... started to get ugly. Тy^Talk. 21:23, 13 March 2011 (UTC)

Uglier than usual? Seriously? Mei III (talk) 21:26, 13 March 2011 (UTC)

Yeah. So human's activity dropped as he started to calm down by going elsewhere. Then the LQT wars started... Тy^Talk. 21:27, 13 March 2011 (UTC)

I still think one wiki should be enough space for Human and Nx, and everyone else. We don't need to argue all the time. Mei III (talk) 21:31, 13 March 2011 (UTC)

You know things are bad when I am top editor. Тy^Talk. 21:32, 13 March 2011 (UTC)

Hey, you actually are! That's pretty cool. What are you going to do with your new power? Mei III (talk) 21:41, 13 March 2011 (UTC)

Currently, I have been moving articles to funspace, deleted the ACD template, talking to people in Zalgo, and trying to find a way to get rid of the CP focus of the site. Unfortunately, my charisma is about 7. Тy^Talk. 21:47, 13 March 2011 (UTC)

I have an item called "Robes of the Fashionable Wizard", which gives you +4 Charisma. Please, take it. Mei III (talk) 21:54, 13 March 2011 (UTC)

I have a fedora which does something similer. Now go to sleep. Тy^Talk. 21:55, 13 March 2011 (UTC)

In a sec. Gotta save the world again. Mei III (talk) 21:57, 13 March 2011 (UTC)

Good luck Mei-diator. Тy^Talk. 22:03, 13 March 2011 (UTC)

Good to see you again, Mei. Concernedresident ^{omg!!! ponies!!!} 15:08, 27 March 2011 (UTC)

Hello CR! ^____^ Mei III (talk) 08:42, 31 March 2011 (UTC)

Russian

One thing you missed is that we have Russian section now. Those are legit.Тy^Talk. 19:04, 16 March 2011 (UTC)

Fuck. I considered RW might have gone Russian when I wasn't looking (as well as Spanish) but then I thought "that's pretty unlikely". I'm gonna hide under something now. Mei III (talk) 19:43, 16 March 2011 (UTC)

It is okay. We also have a pitifully small French section. Тy^Talk. 19:46, 16 March 2011 (UTC)

Does it have pitifully small French editors? Can we expect pitifully small French edit wars & HCMs? Wéáśéĺóíď^{Methinks it is a Weasel} 21:04, 31 March 2011 (UTC)

No, there are no editors. They have no edit wars, and no HCMs. Тy^Talk. 21:06, 31 March 2011 (UTC)

RWW

Thought you had an account there. Тy^Talk. 02:48, 2 April 2011 (UTC)

I think I do. Not sure I know the password off the top of my head. Haven't felt like editing for a while. Mei III (talk) 02:51, 2 April 2011 (UTC)

If you make a new account, use a recognizable name, spammers got so bad we block those we don't recognize for a day as soon as they create accounts. We have a tree house now. Тy^Talk. 02:52, 2 April 2011 (UTC)

I noticed the spam thing. Couldn't you just disable signing up? Most people interested in RWW are on RW, and could ask for accounts in person. Mei III (talk) 02:56, 2 April 2011 (UTC)

Nobody has server access. Тy^Talk. 02:57, 2 April 2011 (UTC)

OK I missed that part. Not even Trent? Mei III (talk) 02:58, 2 April 2011 (UTC)

He does, but he never goes there. Goonie is trying to buy the site at the next board meeting, he already owns the domain name. Тy^Talk. 02:59, 2 April 2011 (UTC)

Goonie = legend. So until then you're blocking manually? Mei III (talk) 03:00, 2 April 2011 (UTC)

SR is using checkuser data from his wiki to help, but yeah, manually. I'm on shift over there right now, so act fast. Тy^Talk. 03:01, 2 April 2011 (UTC)

Totally didn't need a new account. Mei III (talk) 03:06, 2 April 2011 (UTC)

I noticed. What do you think of our treehouse?Тy^Talk. 03:07, 2 April 2011 (UTC)

You asked

I had an account that I never really posted under. It had my real name in there somewhere, so I decided that I should use a different handle. I'll tell anybody on e-mail, but it's nothing groundbreaking- I never had much time to put into the wiki. ATP (talk) 04:50, 2 April 2011 (UTC)

delete template

takes a parameter, like this {{delete|Grand purge of April 2011}} Тy^Talk. 19:03, 3 April 2011 (UTC)

I know. I figured since it wasn't a formal deletion thing, just a way of putting them all in a category I can look at, that it didn't really matter. Also why do you hate grans? Mei III (talk) 19:04, 3 April 2011 (UTC)

Both my grandmothers are racist and probably insane to boot. Тy^Talk. 19:06, 3 April 2011 (UTC)

Other

Nothing ever gets done cause everyone will just complain, and debate endlessly. We had a huge debate about revamping the delete and mission templates and nothing got done until we said "fuck this" and just did it. Don't feel bad.Тy^Talk. 21:39, 3 April 2011 (UTC)

Tiem cube

I was creatively evolving the putative logic of time-cubism. 82.44.143.26 (talk) 16:52, 4 April 2011 (UTC)

Uhuh. The cube is conceptual, not physical. You don't need pointy bits on the corners. Mei III (talk) 16:57, 4 April 2011 (UTC)

Mei is a meme

[2] :) Тy^Talk. 18:35, 7 April 2011 (UTC)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo Mei III (talk) 18:38, 7 April 2011 (UTC)

I have this disease where things I say become memes. We're not sure how it happens. Mei III (talk) 18:38, 7 April 2011 (UTC)

Because you yourself are a Meme! As is Ace, but I haven't written that yet. Тy^Talk. 18:39, 7 April 2011 (UTC)

That explains everything. Fuck. Also the way I remember it, people had mowses in their signatures for ages. Pi, I think. But I think he just forgot about it. Also, the goat meme has seen better days. Mei III (talk) 18:40, 7 April 2011 (UTC)

You've been around longer than I have. Help me! Тy^Talk. 18:41, 7 April 2011 (UTC)

You left out the very prominent and important 'Staircase of crocodiles' memes. Very important. Mei III (talk) 18:44, 7 April 2011 (UTC)

-_- Ty hasn't been having a good day. Please don't make Ty's day worse.Тy^Talk. 18:46, 7 April 2011 (UTC)

I was a lurker for most of my history, so I really can't help with a lot of those memes. I could provide directors commentary for Mei Memes, a little bit. I don't know anything about mowses, goats, long-eared jerboa or helena bonham carter. Except that she is awesome. Mei III (talk) 18:48, 7 April 2011 (UTC)

I am sorry about your day. I wish I could give you my delicious bowl of rice. Mei III (talk) 18:49, 7 April 2011 (UTC)

I feel the being yelled at pain. And I have a ice cream shake spiked with espresso, so all is good. Тy^Talk. 18:50, 7 April 2011 (UTC)

I wish you could give me your delicious icecream and espresso. Yum. Mei III (talk) 20:11, 7 April 2011 (UTC)

MEI!!!!!!

Are you a cheerleader? Because only another cheerleader could be as amazing as you are! Ex-Troll Cheerleader^{I'm a teenage girl; get ALLstate to protect yourself from Mayhem like me} 21:04, 7 April 2011 (UTC)

Tried to be a cheerleader very briefly. Did not work out. Seriously. Mei III (talk) 21:08, 7 April 2011 (UTC)

Well, you're still fucking amazing Mei. And so is Goonie. Ex-Troll Cheerleader^{I'm a teenage girl; get ALLstate to protect yourself from Mayhem like me} 21:11, 7 April 2011 (UTC)

Goonie really is a cheerleader. And a damn good one. Mei III (talk) 21:12, 7 April 2011 (UTC)

You should be a trustee on the Rational Wiki foundation. You're actually cooler than Trent is! Ex-Troll Cheerleader^{I'm a teenage girl; get ALLstate to protect yourself from Mayhem like me} 21:19, 7 April 2011 (UTC)

We should make a new foundation, for people who aren't on the first one. We'll have a better name. Mei III (talk) 21:22, 7 April 2011 (UTC)

We'll have a private chef. Mei III (talk) 21:23, 7 April 2011 (UTC)

Yummy! So can I be a trustee? Ex-Troll Cheerleader^{I'm a teenage girl; get ALLstate to protect yourself from Mayhem like me} 21:29, 7 April 2011 (UTC)

Yes. I will try to recruit Phantom Hoover, but he is tough because he is a phantom. Mei III (talk) 21:35, 7 April 2011 (UTC)

So where abouts are you from if you don't mind me asking? America? Europe? Asia? Aussie? Ex-Troll Cheerleader^{I'm a teenage girl; get ALLstate to protect yourself from Mayhem like me} 21:32, 7 April 2011 (UTC)

Japanese by birth, but I've lived in Not-Japan since I was six. I would be more specific, but RWW is always watching, and I like to keep Tyrannis on his toes. ^____^ Mei III (talk) 21:35, 7 April 2011 (UTC)

I'm watching. I'm always watching... Тy^Talk. 22:14, 7 April 2011 (UTC)

PM me, tarponcheermom1@gmail.com (used to be my mom's account until I hacked it and changed the password on her). Ex-Troll Cheerleader^{I'm a teenage girl; get ALLstate to protect yourself from Mayhem like me} 21:38, 7 April 2011 (UTC)

guess what BITCH cheerleaders are cunts and deserve to be tortured! and japanese people have a funny odor ^{— Unsigned, by: some loser / talk / contribs}

Guess what BITCH, you're a ! Ex-Troll Cheerleader^{I'm a teenage girl; get ALLstate to protect yourself from Mayhem like me} 21

47, 7 April 2011 (UTC)

So...

Was Hammerstein really gay? TeaPartyPlanner (talk) 21:44, 7 April 2011 (UTC)

Okay then!

I'm going to hide behind this here rock and listen to music. Stay cool, confusing people! Mei III (talk) 21:48, 7 April 2011 (UTC)

BYE! <33333333333 Ex-Troll Cheerleader^{I'm a teenage girl; get ALLstate to protect yourself from Mayhem like me} 21:51, 7 April 2011 (UTC)

I think the coast is clear, you can come out now! Aboriginal Noise ^{Oh, you want to hit people with garbage cans?} 23:42, 7 April 2011 (UTC)

Yes, you are safe now. Though I am interested as to what music Mei is listening to. Punky ^{Your mental puke relief} 23:52, 7 April 2011 (UTC)

[3] Mei III (talk) 23:32, 8 April 2011 (UTC)

ex troll cheerleader is a cunt

ex troll cheerleader is a troll and i'm going to find where she lives and pour vegetation killer all over her lawn and plants, throw eggs all over her house, and then i'm going to smash her bedroom window and and destroy everything in her room, and i'll steal her computer and get all her social networking passwords from it and say things to her friends that make her look like a complete fool. and if she actually has a bank account ill steal all her money and use it to buy porn. then ill smash her computer into bits. thats what you get for blocking me whore! ^{— Unsigned, by: some stupid troll or another / talk / contribs}

The Spikey Punk ^{I'm punking my punk!} 23:30, 7 April 2011 (UTC)

[4] Wēāŝēīōīď^{Methinks it is a Weasel} 23:59, 7 April 2011 (UTC)

Great

Now everyone I talk to is bailing. :( Тy^Talk. 23:27, 8 April 2011 (UTC)

Sorry, but I have rl stuff I should be doing. I'll be back before you know it. I wish you good luck for all future things. Mei III (talk) 23:30, 8 April 2011 (UTC)

Thanks. You too. Тy^Talk. 23:30, 8 April 2011 (UTC)

I'll get you a new hat. It'll be awesome. You'll see. Mei III (talk) 23:32, 8 April 2011 (UTC)

Hi Mei, hi Ty Ex-Troll Cheerleader^{I'm a teenage girl; get ALLstate to protect yourself from Mayhem like me} 02:51, 9 April 2011 (UTC)

Congratulations on becoming a motherfuckin' adult!

I have been informed that you have had a birthday. Not just any birthday—THE MOST IMPORTANT BIRTHDAY IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE! Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 21:24, 11 April 2011 (UTC)

Now that you're 18, you can do many, many things. Things like:

• Vote in elections!
• Go to motherfuckin' the bank like an adult!
• Sign contracts without worrying about the "or legal guardian" part under the signature line!
• Take out a car loan without co-signing!
• Take out a mortgage!
• Vote in elections!
• Apply for financial aid without your parents co-signing!
• Take out insurance!
• Get a job without your parents' permission!
• Take out (another) credit card!
• Vote in elections. Seriously, register to vote as soon as you're able to.

Unless, of course, you live in the UK. I assume being eighteen there only gives you the right to buy the Daily Mail. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 21:24, 11 April 2011 (UTC)

Jesus H Christ Stabby but you are one hell of a boring middle aged fart!

Mei, there is some cool stuff about being 18, it's not all srs responsibilities. Hope you had a merry birthday. x Weaseloid^{Methinks it is a Weasel} 22:14, 11 April 2011 (UTC)

@RA - I don't think most of that applies to me, but thanks. Impressive refs. I don't think I can get car loans. I think I can learn to drive but not drive independently.... or something like that.

@Weasel - We should have a party here on this page. With dancing and stuff. Mei III (talk) 02:19, 12 April 2011 (UTC)

Not the necessarily the best place to start...

But this is as good as it gets. P-Foster (talk) 02:43, 12 April 2011 (UTC)

As good as jazz gets. Alteza (talk) 03:02, 12 April 2011 (UTC)

I get that MD and his collaborators focused on improvisation a lot, but does the lack of title on that video imply that was all improvisation? That would be pretty scary. Mei III (talk) 08:25, 13 April 2011 (UTC)

The tune is called "Agitation," but it's basically a VERY loose framework (a melodic theme and an underlying chord progression) that shapes an improvised performance. P-Foster (talk) 12:52, 13 April 2011 (UTC)

Needs more goat. Wèàšèìòìď^{Methinks it is a Weasel} 07:12, 13 April 2011 (UTC)

We also need a song involving weasels. Mei III (talk) 08:25, 13 April 2011 (UTC)

I found one, but it scares me a little. -------------------->

I went looking for other weasel songs, but just ending up watching a whole bunch of ferret videos instead. [5][6][7] So cute; I want one. Wěǎšěǐǒǐď^{Methinks it is a Weasel} 19:28, 13 April 2011 (UTC)

A weaseloid cannot own a ferret. That would be Furry Confusion. Mei III (talk) 04:57, 14 April 2011 (UTC)

I heard about a pig that owned a donkey once. Or it might have been the other way round. Could have just been a dream I had. ₩€₳$€£ΘĪÐ^{Methinks it is a Weasel} 19:32, 14 April 2011 (UTC)

Anecdote

People are going to look at you if you are scantily clad. Next time flip him off. Тy^Talk. 19:29, 25 April 2011 (UTC)

I was naked, so that would explain it. But seriously, I don't care about people looking at me. I just think there are politer ways of doing it. Mei III (talk) 21:39, 25 April 2011 (UTC)

I've turned into a massive cliche, haven't I? Mei III (talk) 21:42, 25 April 2011 (UTC)

No, but you can only blame yourself for people staring if you run around naked. Тy^Talk. 23:11, 25 April 2011 (UTC)

What else am I supposed to do for fun? Mei III (talk) 23:43, 25 April 2011 (UTC)

GURPS. Dungeons and Dragons. Edit RationalWiki. Jog 5k. Scuba dive. Go camping. Go fishing. Read. Write terible Sci-Fi epic. Edit RationalWikiWiki. Least, that's what I do. Тy^Talk. 23:46, 25 April 2011 (UTC)

Most of those things can be improved by doing them naked. Especially editing RationalWiki. Mei III (talk) 00:01, 26 April 2011 (UTC)

Ty looks vile enough clothed. And Scuba w/out clothing is suicidal. Тy^Talk. 01:14, 26 April 2011 (UTC)

Role playing is better naked. You must see that. Also, Ty certainly doesn't look vile, unless your hat photos were all a cunning deception. Mei III (talk) 01:25, 26 April 2011 (UTC)

Uh... sure 0_o. Ty judges his appearance based on what other people say about him. The general consensus is that I am short, too hairy, my hair is too long, I need to shave, and my nose is ugly. Тy^Talk. 01:28, 26 April 2011 (UTC)

Hair can be managed. I don't care about height. I like long hair. I seriously can't see anything wrong with your nose. What's supposed to be wrong with your nose? Mei III (talk) 01:41, 26 April 2011 (UTC)

Apparently it is "bulbous." And that is nowhere near the longest my hair has been. When I was 12 I had a pony tail down to my shoulder blades, but cut it off and donated it after I got sick of being hit on by guys. Тy^Talk. 01:45, 26 April 2011 (UTC)

Your nose is not bulbous. And 'long hair' is when you're pretty much brushing it all the damn time. Shoulders doesn't count. Mei III (talk) 01:52, 26 April 2011 (UTC)

My sister hasn't cut her hair in 8 years or so. And this is tha South, and ah Southern Gentleman does nah have long haih. Тy^Talk. 01:54, 26 April 2011 (UTC)

8 years is pretty good. I have a friend who claims not to have cut her hair since she was six. I am not familiar with Southern customs, but that one sounds illogical. Is Santa Claus a gentleman? And if not, why? Mei III (talk) 02:05, 26 April 2011 (UTC)

There are many RationalWiki editors -- perhaps most of them -- that I do not under any circumstances want to know about their naked editing. P-Foster (talk) 00:03, 26 April 2011 (UTC)

RobSmith has made it known that he edits naked most of the time. Especially when debating people about things relating to Conservapedia and/or communism. I don't know if that means anything to you. Mei III (talk) 00:11, 26 April 2011 (UTC)

Southern Gentleman(Ty rambles)

I was brought up to be a "Southern Gentleman" this is what that entails:

1. No long hair
2. Either clean shaven or a goatee
3. Various chivalrous activities
4. Membership in genealogical organizations
5. Training in firearms
6. Membership in various church organizations
7. Not playing role-playing games
8. Knowing which fork to use
9. Not saying a sizeable list of words
10. Unwavering respect for one's elders

I was exempt from 1, 2, and 7 due to the influence of my father. Тy^Talk. 02:12, 26 April 2011 (UTC)

Is it me or is 4 pretty surreal? What's genealogy got to do with anything?

8 also.

10 is found in many places, annoyingly.

Also, I renamed the above section to confuse people in recent changes, and now it's not going to do anything because we have a new section. I guess I'll just change it back. Mei III (talk) 02:18, 26 April 2011 (UTC)

I am a reluctant member of the CAR(Children of the American Revolution), my sister was state president. I draw the line at sons of the Confederacy, which I could join. And for forks, you move from the outer most fork w/respect to the center plate, then work your way inward. Тy^Talk. 02:21, 26 April 2011 (UTC)

That's awkward genealogy. Mei III (talk) 02:27, 26 April 2011 (UTC)

It gets worse. Far worse. Тy^Talk. 02:31, 26 April 2011 (UTC)

Why

Do you keep trying to leave? You can never leave. Тy^Talk. 01:38, 27 April 2011 (UTC)

Indeed. You've tried and been unsuccessful many times. Plus, we like you here. The Goonie 1 ^{What's this button do? Uh oh....} 01:39, 27 April 2011 (UTC)

Totally can leave. Mei III (talk) 02:02, 27 April 2011 (UTC)

I have sprite. Тy^Talk. 02:03, 27 April 2011 (UTC)

Give me your sprite. Mei III (talk) 02:05, 27 April 2011 (UTC)

Hmmm.... why should I? Тy^Talk. 02:06, 27 April 2011 (UTC)

I'll call for backup. Mei III (talk) 02:08, 27 April 2011 (UTC)

What backup? Тy^Talk. 02:09, 27 April 2011 (UTC)

I am the captain of a guerrilla fighting unit. Captain Mei (talk) 02:12, 27 April 2011 (UTC)

Hmmm... I'll give you one can... of sprite Zero Mwahahahaha, begin countdown, bring forth the man eating tank. Тy^Talk. 02:14, 27 April 2011 (UTC)

Our victory will be stern and merciless. Captain Mei (talk) 02:17, 27 April 2011 (UTC)

Wait....

Does this mean the return of Captain Mei? Lord of the Goons ^{The official spikey-haired skeptical punk} 02:16, 27 April 2011 (UTC)

At ease. Captain Mei (talk) 02:17, 27 April 2011 (UTC)

Aye Captain! Lord Goonie ^{Hooray! I'm helping!} 02:19, 27 April 2011 (UTC)

I guess I'm a soldierpirate? Captain Mei (talk) 02:24, 27 April 2011 (UTC)

Aye, ye be one! Arrrgh! The Spikey Punk ^{I'm punking my punk!} 02:26, 27 April 2011 (UTC)

Oh really?

You knowexactly what I mean. Don't you try playing innocent with me. Тy^Talk. 18:29, 28 April 2011 (UTC)

＼| ￣ヘ￣|／ Mei III (talk) 18:33, 28 April 2011 (UTC)

I see what you did there. [8] Тy^Talk. 18:34, 28 April 2011 (UTC)

￣ー￣ Mei III (talk) 18:36, 28 April 2011 (UTC)

See user talk:Occasionaluse. I'm gonna tone it down now. Mei III (talk) 18:37, 28 April 2011 (UTC)

Oh, I'm always watching. Sleep tight. Тy^Talk. 18:42, 28 April 2011 (UTC)

Ships

[9], [10], [11]. Тy^Talk. 20:00, 28 April 2011 (UTC)

I know. On an unrelated note, you should put more quotes in RWW user articles, because I like reading them. Do that now. Not that it's urgent. Except it is. Aha. Kidding. Not really. But seriously, do it. Mei III (talk) 20:03, 28 April 2011 (UTC)

I ship MCxFalldown, btw. Mei III (talk) 20:05, 28 April 2011 (UTC)

@1 I'll do it this week and after finals. @2 So predictable, but still funny. Тy^Talk. 20:12, 28 April 2011 (UTC)

It's not that important. ALSO - PhantomHooverxNx. Mei III (talk) 20:20, 28 April 2011 (UTC)

AceXRefugee, NuttyXSuperJosh, OUXEira, and thats all I can think of off the top of my head. I have a flow chart around here somewhere, but first, jogging. Тy^Talk. 20:49, 28 April 2011 (UTC)

1. AcexRefugee is RW's [OneTruePairing. Too obvious. Also known as 'Acegee' for short.
2. Nutty&Josh. Didn't consider that. Josh is way too straight.
3. OUXEira is an operating system. I am using it now. Very pretty. No bugs. Mei III (talk) 20:52, 28 April 2011 (UTC)

@3 actually very funny. The proper place for such things is here, or perhaps, if you are daring, here. Тy^Talk. 21:48, 28 April 2011 (UTC)

Second link doesn't work for some reason. First link is hilarious in context (last item). Mei III (talk) 22:08, 28 April 2011 (UTC)

Second link doesn't work because you have to create the page. Тy^Talk. 00:09, 29 April 2011 (UTC)

Try clicking it. You left out '/wiki' Mei III (talk) 00:21, 29 April 2011 (UTC)

Also I'm probably not going to write that page. Mei III (talk) 00:33, 29 April 2011 (UTC)

I'm not either. Тy^Talk. 00:35, 29 April 2011 (UTC)

Well I'm not sure who will write that. Mei III (talk) 00:38, 29 April 2011 (UTC)

Hi best friend

How are you doing? Ex-Troll Cheerleader^{Give me a G, give me an O, give me an A, give me a T, give me an S.GOATS! ♥} 00:08, 29 April 2011 (UTC)

I am doing OK. I am tired and should be asleep. But apart from that: yes! Mei III (talk) 00:21, 29 April 2011 (UTC)

Rationalwiki isn't doing anything. Mei III (talk) 00:22, 29 April 2011 (UTC)

Last time we talked we talked about where you are from. Seriously, PM me, my email is tarponcheermom1@gmail.com. I wont tell RWW I promise. Ex-Troll Cheerleader^{Give me a G, give me an O, give me an A, give me a T, give me an S.GOATS! ♥} 00:26, 29 April 2011 (UTC)

I have email enabled but no one sends me emails. My inbox is so cold & bare. Cough. Mei III (talk) 00:32, 29 April 2011 (UTC)

Youre inbox isnt so empty now. <333 Why arent I on the list of users you like? Dont you like me? :( Ex-Troll Cheerleader^{Give me a G, give me an O, give me an A, give me a T, give me an S.GOATS! ♥} 00:42, 29 April 2011 (UTC)

I made that list specifically to undisappoint Blue. She was disappointed [12]. It's not really a thorough list. Mei III (talk) 00:44, 29 April 2011 (UTC)

Subversive Mei!

Clever. Ninja clever. Blue (pester) 06:23, 29 April 2011 (UTC)

Oh great, now they are going to start working together. Тy^Talk. 12:00, 29 April 2011 (UTC)

I learned it all from Blue. She is my ninja master. Mei III (talk) 16:38, 30 April 2011 (UTC)

Time to set the claymores again. Тy^Talk. 17:29, 30 April 2011 (UTC)

Please help me best friend

Please check your email box Mei. Alyssa Bryant (talk) 19:08, 29 April 2011 (UTC)

Checkt. Mei III (talk) 16:36, 30 April 2011 (UTC)

International Feliday

Since I know you are a dog person, I thought I would warn you that today (May 15th) is officially International Feliday. I'm sorry, but today rusty spotted cats reign supreme. Lord Goonie ^{Hooray! I'm helping!} 06:02, 15 May 2011 (UTC)

Where are you Me?

Everything's gone to pieces without you. Wěǎšěǐǒǐď^{Methinks it is a Weasel} 20:14, 17 May 2011 (UTC)

Heads up

Hello, Me. You've been nominated as a possible Moderator. To accept, decline or discuss your nomination, see RationalWiki:Moderator elections. If you don't respond within a week, you won't stand as a candidate. Weaseloid^{Methinks it is a Weasel} 06:33, 14 June 2011 (UTC)

Sprite

Should you decide to return, I have a tasty Sprite I've been saving you. Yellow (talk) 05:37, 19 July 2011 (UTC)

Superfast.

That's what I told him when I binned him. But nowhere near as fast as Mei. Come say hi to the wiki sometime, kid. P-Foster_{The French Revolution was neither French nor a Revolution. Discuss.} 04:15, 24 July 2011 (UTC)