User:Allhailtuna

Judas Reward This user's Political Compass coordinates are (-13.99 ,-88). "We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further." This user is a metalhead! This user doesn't resemble Ronald Reagan — not one little bit. This user is a De Leonist, and anti-Stalinist.

Are you a LIBERAL??? :O

No, I'm a Marxist-De Leonist.

How to act if...

You have tremendous skills

"You're a whiz, Interiot!!! Very well done. Some day I hope you can put your tremendous skills to good use in improving the mental health of teenagers by providing them conservative values."

-Andy Schlafly.

The Clash

"What are we gonna do now?

Taking off his turban, they said, is this man a Jew,

'Cause they're working for the clampdown?

They put up a poster saying we earn more than you!

When we're working for the clampdown

We will teach our twisted speech

To the young believers

We will train our blue-eyed men

To be young believers

The judge said five to ten-but I say double that again

I'm not working for the clampdown

No man born with a living soul

Can be working for the clampdown

Kick over the wall 'cause government's to fall

How can you refuse it?

Let fury have the hour, anger can be power

D'you know that you can use it?

The voices in your head are calling

Stop wasting your time, there's nothing coming

Only a fool would think someone could save you

The men at the factory are old and cunning

You don't owe nothing, so boy get runnin'

It's the best years of your life they want to steal

You grow up and you calm down

You're working for the clampdown

You start wearing the blue and brown

You're working for the clampdown

So you got someone to boss around

It makes you feel big now

You drift until you brutalize

You made your first kill now

In these days of evil presidentes

Working for the clampdown

But lately one or two has fully paid their due

For working for the clampdown"

-The Clash, 'Clampdown'.

Burn the White House down.

Welfare

So, I was talking to this little girl Catherine, the daughter of some friends, and she said she wanted to be President some day.

Both of her parents, commies, were standing there with us - and I asked Catherine - "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?"

Catherine replied - "I would give the means of production to the working class and give power to a democratic Socialist Industrial Union."

"Wow - what a worthy goal you have there, Catherine." I told her, "My name is Andy Schlafly, and I am secretly helping to give Democrats more reasons to hate Republicans, and giving Republicans more reasons to hate Democrats. Eventually, they'll tear each other up. And that'll be pretty awesome."

Catherine thought that over for a second, while her mom looked at me smiling, and Catherine replied, "That's a great idea! I'll help if you want, and pretend to be a guy named 'Ed Poor'. The other idiots will be too busy blaming homosexuals and atheists for everything, and won't even notice that I'm a girl! What is your group called?"

And I said, "The ARISTOCRATS!"